Behold, the Power of Licking

So you say you just woke up, you’re covered in sawdust and goo, your legs don’t work, and you’re disoriented? You’re either pledging a fraternity or a newborn giraffe, in which case a bit of Mom’s Magic Tongue makes it all better.


  1. In either case, really.

  2. amyliz says:

    Hehe! I live in a college town and you can see someone in that condition nearly any Saturday or Sunday morning! The baby giraffe is much cuter than any of them, though!

  3. Transpogue says:


  4. Lemony fresh

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Future Animal House pledge

  6. edmundh says:

    I think the “Ehn” tag applies here too!

  7. How can something so leggy and knobbular looks like such a squishy pile when it’s not standing?

  8. Oh that was such a struggle! I wanted to applaud when bebeh finally got up on its feets.

  9. shuger02135 says:

    In 10 years, Giraffe-teen will be totlly humiliated when he brings his girlfriend for the first time and mom does the same thing.

  10. shuger02135 says:

    totally. (what the a?)

  11. I see mom goes for the ear licks. *pushes glasses up, checks off item on clipboard*
    mmhmm. very good. the desire to ear-nom definitely crosses species lines.

    also – well done, little giraffe!

  12. Laurent says:

    Is that what thy mean when they speak of one’s mother tongue?

  13. peg4x4 says:

    To say nothing of being dropped on your head from a 6 foot drop! Mama gives birth standing.

  14. Rachael says:

    No matter what the species, a mom is a mom the world over.

  15. The Original Jane says:


  16. I want to throw my arms around the behbeh’s neck.

  17. mplsdeb says:

    Giraffes are such sweet creatures. If you ever get a chance to watch a documentary called “Tall Blondes”…you’ll fall in love with this sweet creature.

  18. luvstehQte says:

    wow, i love giraffes, but this was awesome and creepy all at the same time. the thought of licking all the goo and sawdust… *shudders* i know that’s totally normal, natural, mom-type behavior, but it still gives me the willies.


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