Snailio Makes Itself Perfectly Clear

I don’t mean to be a pane but it’s not easy being transparent.

I’m fed up with birds crashing into me.

And telling the kids to go play baseball somewhere else.

It’s clear I’ll just have to see through another day.

Delicately dainty snailio photos by Helen Nelson of The Good Earth. Thanks to sender-inner Zoë.



  1. The Original Jane says:

    Cellophane, Mister Cellophane, Shoulda been my name, Mister Cellophane, ‘Cause you can look right through me, Walk right by me, And never know I’m there…

  2. The Original Jane says:
  3. His eye stalks are matchingks with the flower stalks.

  4. We need a camoflauge tag.

  5. or matchingks…

  6. Blue Footed Booby says:

    That guy was just *perfect* for the role. Loved that movie, and I usually don’t like musicals.