Don’t Drop the Nut

(OK, you’re almost home, just don’t drop the nut. In fact, don’t even think “don’t drop the nut,” because if you keep thinking “don’t drop the nut,” then you’ll get scared that you’ll drop the nut, and that’ll make you drop the nut.)


(But wait, if I tell myself not to think “don’t drop the nut,” then I really am thinking “don’t drop the nut,” because I can still hear “don’t drop the nut” in my head, which is what I don’t want, because I might drop the… ARRGH DARNIT DARNIT!)


Via traveling.lunas.

Comments

  1. Awwwww! Poor Squirrelio lost his noms!! Darn-nut indeed :p

  2. Awww, poor guy. Though Chinese does sound a lot more yummy than that silly old nut. :)

  3. D’OH!

  4. This week is “Squirrel Week” at the Washington Post. Today they have a cute story about a lady who creates miniature sets and photographs squirrels on her deck. So cute. http://www.washingtonpost.com/video/thefold/squirrel-week-2013-squirrels-take-the-darndest-pictures/2013/04/09/ac02b8fc-a14d-11e2-9c03-6952ff305f35_video.html

  5. Our own Pyrit gathered up the best of those pictures into an article over here.

  6. Coffee Cup says:

    I keep a close watch on this nut of mine
    I keep my eyes wide open all the time
    I keep the ends out for the one that shines
    Because you’re mine, I walk the line

  7. Aw, nuts! ;-)

  8. Best hovertext evar.

  9. Scrat! Don’t drop the acorn!
    (volcanoes erupt, avalanches start, cracks forms across continents, continental drift begins, Scrat’s eyes pop and twitch)

  10. 260Oakley says:

    A Johnny Cashew classic

  11. I always knew you were nuts!

  12. We are not worthy! We are not worthy!

  13. NOMTOM, you inhabit a very strange universe. However, like everybody else, I am happy to join you there ;)

  14. “Gizmo…Giz. What ever you do, don’t drop this nut. Don’t drop it.”

  15. Is this a follow up to the “don’t touch the hazelnut” video?

  16. And he works without a net just like Nick Wallenda!!

  17. The squirrel’s expression in the second pic leads me to believe he’s saying something Very Bad in squirrelish.

  18. skippymom says:

    And the first word is “Oh”.

  19. :)

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