I Want To Ride My Bicycle

I want to ride it where I like!

“This is Porkey, she’s an African Pygmy Chameleon. She’s in a bike gang with me (her mom.) Porkey is in such good shape and likes to eat fruit flies.” -Lindsay E. Post text and hover inspired by F. Mercury.



  1. Especially since her bicycle and spots are matchingks. She’s a stylish example to athletes everywhere.

  2. Redonk.

  3. Rachael says:

    I love that her name is Porkey (cuz you can see what a McChubstersons she is 🙂 ) and that she’s a member of a bike gang. Couldn’t be more perfect. 🙂

  4. Does she have gold spots all the time or are they there because she’s sitting on a gold bike? Enquiring minds want to know!

  5. Rachael says:

    Excellent question! I bet the gold is her chameleon-ness in action.

  6. ” . . . and I don’t like Star Wars”

    (I love Star Wars, but Freddy Mercury apparently did not)

  7. fleurdamour says:

    Lizards got bicycles?! I guess there is a customizer for every niche market.

  8. Saffron says:

    So in The Little 500 race, I guess chammie would not be on The Cutters team…maybe The Camouflagers???

  9. Get out – is that really what the song says?! I’ll have to listen closer next time it comes on my mp3 player…

  10. A woman without a man is like a chameleon without a bicycle: not as cute.

  11. Ooh, that’s a bling-bling bicycle for her!

  12. And just to continue the Freddie Mercury thang…

    Gold Bottomed Lizards you make the rockin’ world go round

    *ching ching… ching ching* – bicycle bell ringing

  13. I had no idea that chameleons could be so cute, but Porkey is one adorable little lizard! I too admire her fashion sense of gold spots on a gold bike.

  14. Next Porkey will do the fandango.

  15. This is my niece Porkey. 🙂 Her grandmother (mine and Lindseys mom) gave this bike to Porkey as a welcoming present to our family. Meehehehee!

  16. I kinda believe in reincarnation and I’ve heard a rumour that when Freddy Mercury returns, it will be as a African Pygmy chameleon riding a little gold bike. I think this could be him.

  17. fat bottom frogs will be racing today
    so forget all your skinks and your toads…

    (p.s. i ride a bicycle, rather a lot, and this song always makes me go faster…and sing louder)

  18. Well, I am Porkey Pooh’s Aunt, not to be confused with Ant. Little Porkey is going surfing USA soon….that is if Mom says ok. HeHeHe!

  19. christopher cook says:

    Porkey on that bike makes me so, so happy.

  20. She is usually brown but I think the lighting and the filter I used on the photo made her look like she was matching!

  21. Rachael says:

    I’d love to be invited to your next family reunion. 🙂 🙂

  22. FYI, That fat-bottom-lovin’ song was written by BriBri-Freddy’s bandmate, who is alive and well and the music world’s only PhD astronomer!

  23. ColumbaNine says:

    OMG, where do I get an African pygmy chameleon?????


  25. HAHA that is so funny!

  26. Reptile stores!