Didn’t Get Chipmunk Repellent, Did’ja?

You might want to put more thought into your threat assessment for next time, folks. This time, it’s gonna cost you. Ants get crumbs, but I get the whole cookie.

Via josephleenovak.



  1. 260Oakley says:


  2. I’d share my cookies with a chipmunk any day.

    Just this morning I threw some chunks of apple out into my courtyard, in hopes that the chipmunks, squirrels, and/or birds (Do birds eat apples?) will eat them. It is a flagrant violation of condo association rules, and I don’t care. The apple was too old for me to eat it, and it just seems wrong to throw it in the trash and send it to a landfill when there are cute hungry critters who would be glad to eat it.

  3. i do that frequently with food. Fortunately, I own my backyard. 🙂 Yep, all of it, all mine, no bank anymore… bwahahaa… 🙂 🙂

  4. Yes – Birds eat apples.. more fun to watch if you attach the apple to a post or tree 🙂

    Congrats ceejoe! that’s a HUGE accomplishment 😀 😀

  5. skippymom says:


  6. skippymom says:

    Really. I don’t think I’ll ever be in that position. Rock on, ceejoe.

  7. Well, it’s a very small house, on a relatively busy street, so it’s not like it’s prime real estate. But it’s mine and I love it!

  8. Who, except someone wholly without a soul, would want chipmunk repellent?

  9. skippymom says:


  10. No more mortgage payments? I can only imagine what that must feel like. 🙂

    You should be so pleased with yourself, ceejoe.

  11. People repellent, sure. But chipmunk repellent? No way!:)

  12. Haha… people repellant for the idiots that work in the cubicle rows next to me that think it’s appropriate to talk over the walls. All. Day. Long.

  13. skippymom says:

    I don’t know how much people repellant would cost, but I’m sure I could not afford enough of it to get me through each day.

  14. skippymom says:

    *shoots self in head*
    People repellent–for when people are repellant.

  15. lisaLASSIE says:

    What’s this all about? Rappelling ants? Where, I want to see them in their teeny tiny harnesses. Are they wearing helmants?

  16. skippymom says:


  17. HA!

  18. skippymom says:


  19. Good for you, ceejoe! I’ll be there in about 9 years . . . but I’ll still have the condo association to deal with. And chipmunks to feed. 😉

  20. Sugar-buzzed chipmunk! ^@@^

  21. murkle46 says:

    Hell is other people.

  22. 😀

  23. I’m happy to report that when I got home from work yesterday, there was not the slightest trace of apple left in my courtyard. Somebody enjoyed it!

  24. Fird Birfle says: