It’s Time for Your Performance Evaluation

Overall, you have been doing a slightly better than adequate job. There are areas for improvement, however.

For instance, the BR report shows that the frequency of belly rubs has decreased. The AM belly rubs are fairly consistent, but the post lunch belly rub is pretty hit and miss and the pre dinner belly rub is non-existent.

So, I’m gonna need you to get back on track with the PM belly rubs, mkay?

Thank you The Interwebs.



  1. Jimbeaux says:

    Yessir! Right away, sir!

  2. you scratch my tummy, i scratch your tummy.

  3. SlaveToCat says:

    As the new Chair Pupper of the Board. My first act is remove the Cat from this organization and replace him with Ms. Bun.

  4. How about treats? Have the treats quota been met for today?
    Should the quotas be raised?

  5. That puppy is so cute!!!!!!!!
    My dog loves belly rubs. I can totally picture my dog giving us an performance evaluation

  6. And be sure to fill out your TPS report.

  7. Hire ME!! Hire ME!! I’ll give you belly rubs and ear scritches all day long. 🙂

  8. Message recieved!

  9. Teresa in NC says:

    There’s absolutley nothing cuter than a Westie puppy…makes me miss my dear departed Sassy.

  10. Damn it feels good to be a pupster.

  11. Yes stop slacking on the belly rubs.

  12. My performance will improve after an all day team building session, complete with huggies and snorgles.

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    This reminds me of the Contract that samkitty made up for Queen of Dork 🙂
    They used to have significantly worrying negotiations.

  14. Ummmmm…… Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh……

  15. pupfanatic says:

    I swear I would love to “take a meeting” and be in the employ of this little’n. This would be the only time I would come to work early, stay late, and be the biggest sycophant: (my level of treat giving has dropped .52%, I’m so sorry, sir, that will be correctly immediately, and may I just say, you are looking especially cuddly today. Great collar, too. Petco, right sir?)

  16. pupfanatic says:

    This job market is fierce!