Everything is placed according to my perfectly impeccable logic. For example, the earbuds are next to the flip-flops because the cords are two feet long. The stapler, calculator and kid’s writing tablet, that’s my office supplies section. And the dishrag is next to the catnip bag because they rhyme.
Yee-up, you are looking at the next assistant manager of this place. This is the kind of bold, innovative thinking that gets a fellow noticed around here.