Sorry, Froggy. Mom says you’re a bad influence on me. She caught me sticking out my tongue at her again. It was totally worth it though.

Columbus, Mississippi, 3-year-old Helen Imes gives a lift to a hitch-hopper. Photo by Birney Imes, Associated Press/SF

Cute froggy, cute girl, and I apologize in advance for being a nuffer, but…
why is a 3-year-old wearing full eye makeup?
In the Mod Lounge. So can I have a martini, straight up 3 olives don’t care if it’s shaken or stirred?
IT IS FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU MAY HAVE YOUR MARTINI.
However, I am afraid the Mod Lounge… appears to be freshly olive-free.
Hey Mom, as long as she’s not going after flies, what’s the problem?
I am NOT kissing you! So stop asking!
Little girl looks…skeptical…
Uuummm…I thought Jiminy was a cricket.