OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! Two face is the reincarnation of my best friend Millie who I had to put to sleep two years ago at the ripe old age of 18. I love long-haired tortie & whites! Arrrrgggghhh! My head’s gonna splode! (Mind you one of the reasons Millie was my best friend was because she never gave stink eye like that girl in the photo.)
Don’t mean to be mean or snarky, really, but isn’t “Tortie & white” calico? I thought tortie specifically meant without white. (I admit there’s a lot less white than what you usually call calico but I mean like technical terms.)
Heh… you started off with Two-Face and Harley, so naturally I was totally thrown off when I read “Finley and Hobbes.” (they’re not in Batman’s rogues gallery)
Even tho’ Senor T.U.M. would be in my Top Five Guests to invite to ANY party, I MIGHT quibble delicately re’ the first adjective (or does that function, here as an adVERB???) as regards Chat le Premier …..just as entertaining dialogue mind you, not in a distasteful incident of confrontashon.
As a possible musical accompaniment (sp probably wrong there I can feel it but I’m feeling — pardon this please — TOO DANG ORNERY to locate or spellck it at the moment
…it’s exactly in the middle syllable, that much I can tell)
to the stories of these hardened criminals:
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! Two face is the reincarnation of my best friend Millie who I had to put to sleep two years ago at the ripe old age of 18. I love long-haired tortie & whites! Arrrrgggghhh! My head’s gonna splode! (Mind you one of the reasons Millie was my best friend was because she never gave stink eye like that girl in the photo.)
Don’t mean to be mean or snarky, really, but isn’t “Tortie & white” calico? I thought tortie specifically meant without white. (I admit there’s a lot less white than what you usually call calico but I mean like technical terms.)
Cat #1 definitely is demonstrating cattitude and may be classified as an incorrigiet. Incorrigibly qte.
I’m guessing that there won’t be any testifying witnesses against that first cat.
My cat gave me that same look today when I brought him to the vet. I’m scared tonight.
. . . and sleep with one eye open.
Disapproval ratings are off the charts! Don’t mess with the calico.
AWW
Four kitties who are loved by their owners 
GWUMPY.
TWUE
VEWWY VEWWY TWUE.
Finley and Hobbes… I’m pretty sure I just passed out from the qte. Holy mackeral!!!
Me too. So fuzzy!!!
DED
But where’s Calvin?!?
Feline intervention is an exercise in futility. Cat philosophy: “If it please me, I shall do it!”
Heh… you started off with Two-Face and Harley, so naturally I was totally thrown off when I read “Finley and Hobbes.” (they’re not in Batman’s rogues gallery)
TINEE TABBEE TUFFEES
Even tho’ Senor T.U.M. would be in my Top Five Guests to invite to ANY party, I MIGHT quibble delicately re’ the first adjective (or does that function, here as an adVERB???) as regards Chat le Premier …..just as entertaining dialogue mind you, not in a distasteful incident of confrontashon.
As a possible musical accompaniment (sp probably wrong there I can feel it but I’m feeling — pardon this please — TOO DANG ORNERY to locate or spellck it at the moment
…it’s exactly in the middle syllable, that much I can tell)
to the stories of these hardened criminals:
Enjoy-youse guyse
The smile on the orange stripey kitty’s face just got me all misty-eyed.
Two Face is the most beautiful grumpy-pants I’ve ever seen!