Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Once again, gravity will be temporarily suspended this Sunday between 2 and 3 AM EST for software upgrades. Please keep all pets indoors. Thank you.

Via fuzzysaurus.



  1. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Don’t you hate when that happens?

  2. Will this affect hovercats too?

  3. Kari Callin says:


  4. Alien Abdogtion

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Bad news: You’ve been abdogted.
    Good news: They will only sniff your butt.

  6. Blue Footed Booby says:

    So what exactly does he think he’s doing? Is he in the process of savagely attacking a tennis ball or what?

  7. fleurdamour says:

    Area Fifty-Whine

  8. emmberrann says:

    He’s experiencing anti-gravity boots. Um, without the boots.

  9. skippymom says:

    Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

  10. This dog is an outlaw! 😆

  11. Homer Mariner says:

    Oh the hovertexts here get me every time! Awesome picture – cute on Mars?

  12. You’re all wrong. What is happening here is that the goggie has relaxed his anti-jump muscles. 😀

  13. skippymom says:

    I will arrest him and bring him to my house I mean jail, yeah, that’s it, jail.

  14. skippymom says:

    Is “jail” a mod lounge password?

  15. skippymom says:


  16. skippymom says:

    OK, I have not lost my mind. I was trying to figure out which word put me in mod. And now I remember that the word for “to take into custody, as by the police” is a trigger.
    (and by the way, does anybody else feel terrible hurt and sad when you get the message “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” But I didn’t mean to be naughty!)

  17. Alot of times, my comments just disappear into thin air and I don’t even get a message… [sniff] it hurts my feelings terribly [sob]

  18. skippymom says:

    *giving ceejoe a big hug and sobbing with her*

  19. Ali-baba says:

    In Dogswell, New Mexico

  20. I got the “Slow Down” spanking when I tried to post a comment to InfoWars. But I think my tinfoil hat was interfering with the DSL connection.

  21. Hovertext made me lol!

  22. fleurdamour says:

    Site of the Muttjestic 12 coverup:

  23. *Joins both ceejow and skippymom and breaks down entirely*

  24. Hm, I see “jail.” *whut?*

  25. gravity fail, I hate when that happens.

  26. Ow, my aching ribs, you people are killin’ me! 😆 😆 😆

  27. The hover text made me literally laugh out loud. Perfect!

  28. One Skunk Todd says:

    How typical of Planetary Maintenance. They SAY 2am to 3am, but here we are, floating around in the middle of the day…

  29. Gravity is just a theory….

  30. ColumbaNine says:

    When there is a book with all NTMTOM captions, I shall buy it. I shall make my students read it along with Hamlet and Anna Karenina and Paradise Lost.

  31. NTMTOM, you are my FAVORITE lunatic!!

  32. Laura DragonWench says:

    The picture? Worth a thousand chuckles. The hovertext? Worth a little bit of pee in the pants. I know I’ll get mod’d for this, but I don’t care. 😀