8:00 AM—–Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM—–A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM—–A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM—Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM—Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM—–Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM—–Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM—–Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM—–Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM—–Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM—Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

From The InnerTubes. Post text stolen borrowed from Claycord.com.

A cute, happy pupper! My favorite thing!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!!
i need to look at this post at the start of every day, to adjust my attitude!
Yes! If only it were possible to turn this doggie’s joyous attitude into tablet form!! Slip a couple into everybody’s morning beverage – contagious happiness!!!
P.S. The first tablet must go to Sad Fishie!
If only people could be this happy going to work.
8:00 AM—–Get in car for an hour commute to work! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM—–Sit in boss’s office explaining why late for work! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM—–A walk around the office to find my stapler and desk lamp! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM—Got rubbed and petted by the 87 year old HR Director! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM—Work through lunch because the boss forgot to do his work on time! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM—–Played with jammed copier! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM—–Wagged my tail at the UPS driver! My favorite thing!
Eyebrow dots! My favorite thing!
EN-THU-SI-AS-MMM!!!!! I loves ya!!
Is that dog’s name Oprah?
*a standing O for Yaya* (with pom-poms)
The Dog’s Diary is one half of the essay that has been around the InterTubes for a while now. The Cat’s Diary is the other half. It begins, “Day 983 of My Captivity. . . My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.” And so on.
Grinning little wiener dogs! My favorite thing!
This li’l sausage belongs to the same club as Boone and Rupert.