It all happened so fast, y’know? We were totally sticking it to the pigs that day, man. The Bluebirds pounded the foundations, Triangle Bird had slashed an opening on the second floor, and I was up next.
But something went wrong with the shot, I guess. I was supposed to fly low over the roof and drop an egg bomb, but I sailed right into this dog’s yard. It’ll be days before the others send a search party. I… I don’t think I can hold out, man.

Via jurvetson.

Triangle Bird, Triangle Bird
Triangle Bird hates Particle Pig
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Bird
(sorry for the earworm; couldn’t help myself.)
Universe dog, Universe dog
Size of the entire universe dog
Usually kind to smaller bird
Universe dog
Stubbular Max, Stubbular Max… Sorry, it’s late on a Monday afternoon and that’s all I’ve got, but I got the drift.
man, I heart this website. heart it good.
Uuuuhhh…by the look on the wee pup’s face, if the bird doesn’t get you, IT will!
NOMTOM, if you could sell tickets for a tour through your wildly creative mind, you’d make a fortune.
Being NOMTOM Mal-cute-vich
Except the entry into his mind would be through the back of a hamster cage rather than a fileroom.
Ha!!
Pup doesn’t look too happy to have a bed mate.
File this under SideEye, please …
I was just thinking that……..
Side-eye or not, those sticky-uppy ears are ripe for nommin’