♬ Booorn to Be Wiiild! ♫

Get your motor runnin’
Head out on a Jet Ski
Mah human better ride good
Or I’m gonna end up wetski



  1. !: Mike. there’s nothing left to be sed ’bout Mike’s breelliance ….

    2: This fellow in pic has jowls more impressive than those of Winston Churchill!!!
    And THAT’s sayin’ sump’n !!!

  2. The arms are perfectly lined up so they appear ro really be the pup’s

  3. OK I definitely need a vacation because for about 5 seconds I was looking at the GIF and wondering what is wrong with that poor doggeh’s paws?

  4. Gigi, my young woman. ALL ya HAFTA do is — BEFORE looking at ANY CO PIC, FIRST
    identify the Post person/ human being. That ought to provide you with what we librariologists refer to as a frameOreference….aka you can gitcher bearings before viewing the soft fluffy or wrinkly goodness on tap …. It nearly ALWAYS enhances a CO post to know ahead that it’s a Mike joint or a Meg-ism !!!

    Mike = trompe l’oeiul (sp?) or else fool tha brain (no clever phrase for that kind)

  5. WETSKI!!??!!

  6. I was looking it at least that long thinking that dog was really talented, before I realized those were hoomin arms. HA!

  7. I read Mike’s poem first, I always do when it’s NTMTOM. It’s the GIF that confused me because it looked to me like the dog was alone on the Jet Ski and his paws looked deformed but they were not they were the owner’s hands.

  8. emmberrann says:

    Vy not, bubbeh?

  9. For some reason it just tickledski me.

  10. For some reason, this makes me think of what happened to Keenan Wynn at the end of The Shaggy D.A.

  11. For a dog….that’s probably as good as it gets.

  12. snoopysnake says:

    Gus, you’re not ridin’ it into the house Gus….no, Gus, NO!