Alternative Caption Theater

Sender-inner Sarah Q. helpfully pre-captioned this photo of this hedge and bear. Well if there’s anything our readers love, it’s putting words in the mouths of cute animals — and a challenge. So, what else might these two be saying?

14 comments … read them below or add one

  1. lisaLASSIE says:

    Why try to improve upon perfection?

    • banty says:

      Indeed! Best “heh heh heh” I’ve had all day. You could hear the penny drop when my brain said to itself and to me – it’s a hedgeHOG, geddit? HOG! Strikes me funny that one ;)

  2. Snorg T-shirt! I own it!

  3. Kar says:

    Minds in the gutter, as usual…

  4. Gigi says:

    Sweet hedgie hogs the hedge of my heart!

  5. ^oo^ says:

    Bear replies, “You don’t have to be so prickly…”

  6. ashagato says:

    for the same reason puxsutawney phil won’t share the ground!

  7. Mudbug says:

    Hedgie : Another stalker ? SECURITY !!!!!!!!

  8. Lucy E. says:

    Hedgie: You had me at hello.

  9. Fird Birfle says:

    Hi Guys!! What’s not to love about a stuffie-bear and a heart and a hedgie???

    **In the News**
    Not-Related/ sorry for the threadjack
    Anybody who rather enjoys the occ. input from Her Majesty the Queen of Dork here at CO — please when you’ve enjoyed browsing today’s Cuteness at CO , also take a moment to go to a note I left under the post about Changing the Clocks with the Bunny next to the Clock???

    Late Sat night in Nevada a Bad Thing Happened. Both the Queen and the Princess are physically safe but a school buddy of la Princesse did not live through the weekend. Not kidding. I wanted those concerned for them to be aware of at least some of the story. Thanks and again sorry for the threadjacks. Leslie/ Fla

    • Fird Birfle says:

      oops — I just this moment (approx 3 am Tues/ Fla time) checked my post there,
      and due I suppose to its length and possibly my using a word for “not living” –
      my post hasn’t yet appeared there/ is in Moderaysh. Hopefully the Editors will choose to “let it live” sometime Tues???? So keep checking there please
      *crosses fingers*

  10. januaryfarmer says:

    Hedge says to Bear, “You are just so, you know, stuffed.”