Friday Haiku: Silly Seal

Seal Floating Thru Kelp
Has A Big Smile On His Face
And Looks Real Blorpy

From Cold Water Images.



  1. I’ve spent far too much time on cute overload today…dying of the cuteness!!! This seal has pushed me over the cute edge :p

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Not a submarine
    But a torpedo of cute
    Will destroy your brains

  3. dubyah1 says:

    Look eento mah eyes:
    You wahnt to kees blubbair leeps:
    Kelpless to reeseest!

  4. Between earth and sky
    The blue sea is my home
    Come float with me

  5. doomchild says:

    I can’t count syllables in English
    but I’d read more poems
    if they had words like “yay” and “blorpy”

  6. pushes Fiona back inside the edges of cute

  7. 🙂 nicely done!!

  8. 🙂

  9. 😆

  10. bluebird says:

    Is that form really hydrodynamic? Blorpitude and all?

  11. *applause*

  12. i have blorpitude
    i have the shape of sushi
    but i taste of cute

  13. doomchild says:


  14. Girl seals down and out
    Dancing on a pole of kelp
    Don’t do lap dances

  15. Hard times hit us all
    Go talk to your recruiter
    Elite Navy force

  16. Woot!

  17. I thought it was “Hoo-yah” actually. Did Demi Moore lie to me?

  18. He’s like a cross between a fish, a bird, and a cat. So cute.