Rupert Aces the Audition

All right, it says here your name is Rupert, very nice to meet you. If you could turn to the left so we could get a profile, please…

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No, your left; OK, never mind. Now, in this picture, you’d be playing a character with lots of pent-up anger, seething and boiling within him until he can’t take it and he explodes with rage. So start from page six and let’s see what you can do…

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No, that’s kind of a happy look. Show us some anger…

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Ah, let’s try something else, forget the script for a minute. You’re poor and hungry, you’ve been waiting in line for hours, and just when you get to the counter, the lady says “sorry, we ran out of soup, come back tomorrow.” Aaaaand, go.

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Uhhhmmm… right.

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Well, we’ve got your headshot, and we’ll let you know if anything comes up. Next…

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Via Andrea Arden, dog trainer.

58 comments … read them below or add one

  1. dgerish says:

    Puppers, you can star in MY movie! What a cutiepie.

  2. MarvinCat says:

    That is one cute doggie!!

  3. Berg says:

    Rupert is adorable, and he’s such a cool color! Almost reminds me of a dilute calico kitty…

  4. tracylee says:

    yaaayyy eyebrow dots! and flappy ears! and underbite!

  5. elishab. says:

    NTMTOM…..you crack me up…….and Rupert, you are SO adorables!!!!! You can “audition” for me anytime..*wink*wink*

  6. Etoile says:

    Eyebrow doooooots!!! Oh, oh and BEEEEP!!

    As a side note: What is he/she – this pupper is so stubbular, and so much extra skin it is keeeling me!

  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Rupert is really happy and all proud of himself. I wonder what he did.

  8. Linda says:

    Rupert reminds me of the alien “dog” in the movie John Carter. He also has eyebrow dots and looks like a happy, little clown dog. I love him.

  9. Theresa says:

    OMG, how stinkin’ adorable! What a SMOOCHABLE snoot!

    Also, NTMTOM pastes another one out of the park! Don’t miss the hoovertexts! :lol:

  10. Mary (the first) says:

    I know, blond eyebrow dots are the best, right? And the smiles!!

    • Dash says:

      Eyebrow dots, cheerful smile, flappity ears, chub rolls, tail nubbin — Rupert has good stuff going on EVERYWHERE!

  11. Theresa says:

    PS: “RUPERT.” :D

  12. Mariah says:

    Beautiful dogger!

  13. sugitomo says:

    Awww, he looks so happy, happy, happy, happy, happy and then confuzzled.

    • amyliz says:

      Sugitomo, “confuzzled” is now my favorite new word…and it describes little Rupert’s expression in the last picture perfectly!

  14. Rachael says:

    Hey laaaaaadyyyyy, is Rupert related to Jerry Lewis?

    I seem to have fallen hopelessly in loff with him. *thud*

  15. Lorel Ski says:

    Oh, for Pete’s sake. I hope he at least got some soup.

  16. Theresa says:

    *Waving frantically* Peeps, peeps, there are MO pictures of Rupert! Page says he’s a bulldog. Says “It was very hard to stay focused looking at that face!”

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrea_arden/sets/72157632898803166

  17. ThirdShift says:

    “The dog has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Derpa? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

  18. Blue Footed Booby says:

    It’s like someone left the happy retriever face out in the sun and it faded and then melted.

  19. Emmylee says:

    Oh NTMOTM…you haf me in stitches in my office. that hoovertext was the best!!!
    And the chubb!!! and the eyebrow dots!!! and the paws!!! I am ded.

  20. Gigi says:

    He looks a little like an Old English Bulldog. I had heard they are trying to bring back the old type bulldog because the modern breed has too many health problems with their breathing. Anyway a very good looking happy pup!

  21. twocityshibas says:

    Wrinkly puppy, with dots for eyebrows, mugging for the camera?? *sigh*
    (Yay, Andrea Arden is a CO fan! Her trainers are awesome!!!)

  22. Linda, Jazzy and Blue says:

    Bulldog mix, right? Bulldog/beagle, perhaps? Gotta be a mix…

  23. emmberrann says:

    Wotta smile! Rupert is charming! He just has to be on everyone’s bff list. And hecan be in my productions as soon as I write one that someone agrees to back.

  24. Fird Birfle says:
  25. Oh my gosh! Who manufactured this perfection of puppy-ness?

  26. Smallthunder says:

    That is one ridiculously adorable dog. So ridiculously adorable, in fact, that the cuteness level is practically lethal.
    Absolutely insane, you know, allowing that mug out in public.
    Rupert’s a public menace — a menace! I tell you!
    Why, there ought to be a law …

  27. Theresa says:

    Peeps, I have come back about 566895352 times today just to look at Rupert’s smoochable mug.

    • Dash says:

      Me too. We might need to start some kind of support group or 12 step program to end this Rupert-induced madness.

      • Smallthunder says:

        Hello. My name is Smallthunder … and … and I am a Rupert addict.

        • Fird Birfle says:

          well SURE I’ll ADMIT to being a Rupert Addict….but y’know that Amy Winehouse song? They wanted me to go to Rehab but I said nyerhe nyerhe nyerhe …

    • Rachael says:

      Makes you wonder how Rupert’s hoomans manage to get anything done with that insane qteness staring them in the face. :)

      • amyliz says:

        Theresa, I have come back about that many times and for the same reason! That and NTMTOM’s awesomeness…this post is one of his best! Poor Rupert…he may not be a contender for any acting awards but sure he wins The People’s Choice Award (at least the CO peeps) for Most Adorable Doggie! :)

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    also also? Rupert would be an AWESOME cartoon doggeh, No more awesome than the Actual Doggeh, ‘course, but pretty cute, nonetheless …

  29. whawhawhatsis says:

    I have a question for all you brilliant COers. How can I read the hovertext when I’m looking at CO on my Kindle? Please tell me there’s a way — it just feels like I’m only getting half the entertainment without the hovertext!

    • Regrettably, you probably can’t. Touch devices aren’t designed to display the hovertext (properly known as the “Title” attribute).

      There is a technique for reading the hovertext that works on Apple devices; I don’t know if it can be applied to other platforms such as the Kindle. Caution: It’s rather complex to implement, but otherwise harmless. If you want to try it, click here: http://tinyurl.com/779pt2t

  30. SAB says:

    Little crooked baby toofers. I love that doggie.

  31. Leah says:

    Omg how can he be real