Height = Superiority

Guy the kitty demonstrates the physics of hierarchy to Gretta the miniature dachshund.

There’s no shortage of hilarity here, Haley N.



  1. Sit-upons… were you a Girl Scout, Crazy Pants? (My sister made those, once upon a time.)

  2. Hi, Guy.

  3. Yes I realize it’s probably the French pronunciation. Shush. My grandmother thinks I’m funny.

  4. I’m rooting for the under dog.

  5. oooooh pretty kitteh!! poor puppeh….follow the rules you’ll be ok

  6. Guy demonstrating the natural order of things.

  7. Yet again the following point is illustrated: cats rule, dogs drool.

  8. 😆 Yep 😆

  9. Hilarious. Poor puppeh – what did you do to annoy the cat?

  10. Their facial expressions are priceless.

  11. Holy crap ! I haven’t thought about those since I was a brownie ! (Let’s just say that was over 40 -ish yrs. ago)

  12. I would guess breathing would be sufficient cause.

  13. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    my kids at school who are Brownies actually just made sit-upons last week!

    This picture is hilarious. The cat is all noble-looking while the dog is like, Uh, Mom..???

  14. Kitty looks so lordly. Does poor puppers have a body?

  15. Only if kitteh allows her to. 🙂

  16. Doxies like to keep warm any way they can. Gretta probably put her ownself under the cat.

  17. 😀 Awesome. That was my fave cartoon when I was leetle. ❤ Oakley!

  18. Chief kitteh in my house sometimes cuffs one of the other kittehs for no reason other than to remind them she is the boss.

    Cat in this photo reminding doggeh who is boss. 🙂

  19. My cat does something similar to this to make sure everyone knows SHE is the supreme ruler of the house.

  20. Don’t worry Oakley, he still looks very fashionable in his black and white top cat! 😉

  21. Of course. What else would a fashionable pup wear with tails?

  22. My thought exactly. Guy is saying, “Things are in their proper place. All is right with the world.”

  23. Yes, my parents’ chief kitteh (They call her ‘Cuteface;’ everyone else calls her ‘Evil’) does this every few days, at least, to the other cat and the dog, both of whom are much bigger than she and cower when they see her approach.

  24. My 4 pound chihuahua is master (mistress?) of all she surveys. And every animal she meets recognizes it. 🙂

  25. *falls off chair laughing*
    😆 😆 😆

  26. SlaveToCat says:

    Gretta is one lucky pup. My cats do this to me all the time. Nothing better than having a warm furry kitty sitting on you purring you to sleep on a cold winters night. I do get a bit nervous when I wake up nose to nose with a kitty that has it’s paws on my neck, supposedly to warm it’s toe beans.

  27. 😯 perhaps via a shoehorn??

  28. Catwhisperer says:

    Yes. Felinity = Superiority.

  29. *Side-eye Notice * folks…

  30. I also think it’s so nice that Guy dressed up for the occasion in his tux. He obviously takes his job very seriously. Gretta doesn’t stand a chance.

  31. We used to have a mini-dax who was always cold. He would have loved a warm cat blanket! Clever Gretta! (RIP Maxamillian Von Schnapperling.)

  32. OK yeah, technically my sister WAS a Brownie at the time. She never went on to be a Girl Scout, whereas I did Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, US Army… and a whole bunch of unrelated things in between, mind.

  33. Guy looks SOO pleased with himself.

  34. At least, they are not cold toe beans resting on your neck, SlaveToCat 😀

  35. fleurdamour says:

    Kitteh overlord

  36. fleurdamour says:

    How big is that cat?!

  37. Awww…look at the expression in their eyes…poor dog hit by kitty’s superiority complex 🙂