:: Angelic choir from above, trumpets, ethereal light ::
Greetings new arrival. St. Guinea Pig welcomes you!

Why don’t you have a seat? Just need to do a background check. We don’t get many of your kind here.

OK. If you don’t mind whistling for all eternity, you are free to stay.

Owner-sender-inner-ographer, Samia K.M. says, “My piggy is so cute!”

I love guineas pigs but G Force every day? I think I’ll pass on Piggy Heaven.
Very cute! but now that song will be in my head all day …
all that green. wonder what that does to a peeg.
it’d be like if someone set me down in a field of chicken wings…
Agreed, Samia K.M., agreed!
Indeed, that’s what I was going to say.
Samia, your leetle peeg is anerable!
double-agreed Samia K.M.
The guinea pig is very squee! And so are those shoes, I wanna know what kind they are!
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
He is a cutie!! XOXO – Bacon