:: Angelic choir from above, trumpets, ethereal light ::
Greetings new arrival. St. Guinea Pig welcomes you!
Why don’t you have a seat? Just need to do a background check. We don’t get many of your kind here.
OK. If you don’t mind whistling for all eternity, you are free to stay.
Owner-sender-inner-ographer, Samia K.M. says, “My piggy is so cute!”