Duck Duck Fail

This marmie’s all set for a duck dinner — until her friend gives her a goose.

Reached for comment, a representative of the Duck Hunter’s League offered the following expert analysis:


  1. that was laugh-out-loud-in-the-cubicle funny

  2. Yes! I had to stifle an lol so my boss thinks I was still working.

  3. Oh gah, I am in tears laughing. I think I busted something. Or wet something.
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Note that marmie cat’s um, “colleague,” doesn’t take nearly as long a time to launch his attack.

  4. PS: PLUS… both these cats are rather . . . portly.

  5. Indeed they are! I was thinking the duck’s chances of getting away were pretty close to 100 percent even without the intervention… Great video!

  6. Yes, I don’t think Ducky McDuckersons has a lot to worry about from Portly and Portlier. :)

  7. MCPortly and McPortlier. :D

  8. Yes!!! :)

  9. We iz NOT fat; we iz big-boned. An’ fluffy.

  10. I don’t know–that marmie seems able to move pretty fast when he’s inspired!

  11. . . . much like my own Big Fat Orange Cat, who’s slow as molasses until either 1) something scares him, or 2) he manages to steal some food. Then he’s just an orange blur.

  12. *ahem* ya think??? 8-O

    esp the associate cat ….

  13. Foie gras is a bit on the rich side.
    Can’t wait to see what the Marmie does for payback

  14. Yeah, I was gonna call tinee tabbee, but even *I* couldn’t stretch my credulity that far.

  15. *giggle* How ’bout “Tubbee tabbee”, T.U.M. ???? :)

    (sorry ’bout that, cat !!!)

  16. Mom! He’s bothering me when I’m trying to eat! MoOoooOm!!!!!

  17. I’m taking this as PROOF that cats have a sense of humor. :-) Colleague kitteh absolutely purposely scared marmie kitteh.

  18. Anyone who’s seen one cat startle the bejeezus out of another while in the litter box knows they have senses of humor. :P

  19. ROFL! I think the duck and marmie cat had a game going when the marmie cat got the beejeezus scared out of her/him. I mean, the duck clearly saw the marmie cat, right? This was a multi-view vid….I’m still chuckling. Gray kittie clearly won that round!

  20. I suspect Ducky has the measure of these guys, and the sight of them doesn’t exactly strike terror. More like “Hey, Fred. Yeah, I see you there.”

  21. I think Tabby is on Ducky’s payroll.

  22. In David Attenborough voice, “…and so the hunter becomes the hunted…”

  23. I actually heard his voice in my head! :)

  24. **** golf clap ****

  25. YAY David Attenborough! :D

  26. The background scenery beyond the fence looks like Mordor.

  27. “One does not simply waddle into Mordor.”

  28. :lol:

  29. TOTALLY!

  30. I was thinking “where the heck IS this place?”

  31. Kari Callin says:

    “Duck, duck,…”
    “GOOSE!” ;)

  32. Classic “cat pranking cat” vid:

  33. It’s a commonly acknowledged fact that cats can temporarily suspend laws of physics when startled.

  34. That was great!! :lol:

  35. Fabulous!!! :)

  36. So it’s “A Thing”?

  37. emmberrann says:

    Laughing so hard the tears are Still rolling down my face!!

  38. MinglesMommy says:


  39. Silly cat. I really doubt it could’ve caught the duck even if it was left to itself :)

  40. Clearly the Tuxie is the goose’s hired bodyguard.

  41. Cat’s bro sold him out……lol

  42. i’m laughing so hard, it looks like i’m crying…and then i decided to read the comments which are just as funny as the video and the animation afterwards! OMG, i totally needed that. it’s cold, rainy and dreary here in Hot-lanta!

  43. Can you call male ducks cocks because that was a total block?


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