From Hell’s Heart, I Squeak at Thee

Gentle reader, beware! The defensive shriek of the Namaqua rain frog (breviceps namaquensis), captured in this video by YouTuber Dean Boshoff, is so shrill, so piercing, that 200-pound grown men have filled their ears with cement to escape its otherworldly cry! Listen for yourself — if you dare!

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  1. Kootiepatra says:

    So what Star Wars movie was this from? o_O

  2. Puglets rule says:

    OMG! Are you kidding me?

  3. Louise says:

    [tiny squeaky voice] khhaaaaaaan![/tiny squeaky voice]

  4. CrankyAmy (@CrankyAmy) says:

    And then it looked into the camera, and we all squealed in delight/terror. It would come for us in our nightmares.

  5. Looks like Beaker.

  6. Püppi says:

    Either God or evolution has a very weird sense of humor …

    • SlaveToCat says:

      The cat is still laughing till this day.

    • Myrna Skogland says:

      Yep, God has a weird sense of Humor, to make Ardvwarks, a platapus, ants who sing while they work, and the cutest little frog who sounds like a kitten-among our weird and wonderfilled planet. I nerely fell off my chair, laughing , should have seen my Cat Monkey-Poo’s expression — like another cat, where is that cat -in my domain?

  7. Emmm says:

    That has to be the most cutestest thing evah!

  8. Theresa says:

    PS I must be some huge sucker, because I keep thinking “Ya big dope, can’t you see the leetle things is upset?? Back off!”

  9. phred's mom says:

    the voice, those eyes!
    *thud*

  10. Terrie says:

    This guy is adorable!! I just love his angry squeak :)

  11. Lisa says:

    He are darned serious about stuff! Myeeeeah!

  12. Theresa says:

    PS: Up top, NTMTOM. :D

  13. jnyjny says:

    Come here little dude. I’ll keep you safe.

  14. The pugs are all head tilting to see where the new squeaky toy that squeaks itself is!

  15. musicfoodbeerbikes says:

    That was not funny, at all. I now have a 120lb Rottweiler standing on the sofa next to my desk and looking behind my monitor for the squeaky toy…..

  16. Kaya says:

    Sounds like an agitated mouse.

  17. T says:

    Dorianna is wanted to know where her new toy is! There has to be one since she heard a new squeaky!

  18. kibblenibble says:

    :shock:

  19. Jen8 says:

    Pip, meet Squeak.

  20. “Back off, or I’ll give you SUCH a pinch!”

    I also like how the force of his squeak causes him to stagger backwards.

    • lds7yrs says:

      That was what got me, too. I kept waiting for him/her to zoom off in 90 directions at once, like balloons do.

  21. sugitomo says:

    Big fat blorp with a teeny tiny peep. Unreal!

  22. hilz says:

    Oh, for crying out loud.

    That’s all.

  23. SlaveToCat says:

    I think he is trying to say he has sand in his bathing suit.

    • The Original Jane says:

      Or other areas.

      • victoreia says:

        8-O

        • Alice Shortcake says:

          Yes, that adorable squeak is more suggestive of “OMG, I’m covered in horrible gritty sand and it’s rubbing against my delicate areas and I WISH I’D STAYED IN BED THIS MORNING” than “Get out of my personal space, intrusive human with a camera, or face the unleashed terror that is my wrath”.

  24. fleurdamour says:

    I can’t believe there isn’t muffled giggling in the background soundtrack. Whoever filmed it has iron self control. I would have been snorting and hooting..

  25. 260Oakley says:

    Artist (Formerly Known as Frog Prince) performs his hit “When Bugs Cry”

  26. Blue Footed Booby says:

    That might just be the least threatening threat display I’ve ever seen. It’s pretty much just making me want to squeeze him.

  27. Gigi says:

    That frog has been every where on TV today :lol:

  28. joools in PDX says:

    Strange eyeballs. Like horizontal goat eyes. Gives him a menacing look ROFL.

  29. pookie says:

    It’s a Muppet!

  30. Ermine says:

    I can’t be certain… But I think this little guy may not be as scary as he thinks he is.

  31. Nancy says:

    my cats where very interested. too cute

    • victoreia says:

      I had three pairs of ears focus on the iPad while I watched this. They weren’t quite sure what to make of it…….

  32. I just want to know what is actually scared of that teeny-tiny-eep!

  33. Mamabear says:

    i WAANT to LOOVE it!

    When our youngest (now 10 yo) son was itty bitty, he’d pick up our chihuahua or kitteh or weiner dog, or if he’d hop on your lap for snuggles he’d exclaim, “i WAANT to LOOVE you” with the emphasis on “WANT” and “LOVE”. Don’t know where he got that, but it was darned cute and has become part of our family’s vernacular.

  34. lisaLASSIE says:

    Well, I just think he is one of the funniest and most adorabale animals in the galaxy, with his round body, round mouf, skinny leggies: and that sqeeeeeek!

  35. poppygin says:

    So cute, yet so annoyed! He reminds me me every-so-slightly of Beaker from the Muppets, especially when squeeking in profile.

  36. Fird Birfle says:

    I think that Mike made this lil guy up. I’m gonna stomp my feet, cross my arms, sit in the corner and refuse to believe this is an actual creature.

    In a Related Story:
    My Last Name [truly] is Thomas.

    Signed,
    Doubting Thomas

    • SlaveToCat says:

      And you founded an English Muffin Company in your spare time.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        SOMEbody (theoretically a possible relative) did !!!
        You gotta KNOW that one of the regularly stocked groceries in our family’s refrigerator was a pkg of Thomases English Muffins !!!

        EVERY Sunday morning Bay-bee!!! :)
        (Along with eggs, sausage, fresh-squoze OJ, etc etc…)

    • Theresa says:

      And you live in England in the 15th-16th century. I’ve been reading Hilary Mantel’s books about Henry VIII’s court, “Wolf Hall” and “Bringing Up the Bodies” and it’s like EVERYBODY is named Thomas. Thomas Cromwell, Thomas More, Thomas Wolsey, Thomas Cranmer. I mean, everybody doesn’t have to have a precious special name like Leaf Rose Tallulah Schwartzman Lookatmee Snowflake Kowalski, but use some imagination, people. 8O
      PS: I actually really like the name Thomas.

    • fleurdamour says:

      Your name is Fird Thomas?!

      • Fird Birfle says:

        ok full disclosure time. (Gee I hope no Internet Piracy/ Privacy
        Bad Guyz happen to be reading this particular blog in CO today).

        Mon vrai nom c’est Leslie (D.)Thomas. (no Snowflake Kowalski suffix)

        Mon “nom de plume” ici a CO c’est Fird Birfle (a ce moment-ci). Previously there were other screennames also.

        The name Fird Birfle (to my best knowledge…there could be prior history of which yo no se the details ….)
        derives from a character named in a WONDERFUL running skit from the show Laugh-In. There was a family with a mom who *might* be seeing the milkman “on the side” , etc etc.

        And I’m often *NOT* precise and correct with my name, vocab & stuff here’bouts, ‘cuz in mah schooldays back in the Pleistocene Era, I did decently well on all them standardized “fill in tha bubble with a No Two Pencil” tests on grammar, spelling, then later took foreign languages and studied grammar rules of THOSE. so eet’s MOAR FUN to be playfulzzzz

        Cue the Doors song.
        ?? “This is the End”[of this essay]???

  37. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    Impossible!

  38. victoreia says:

    I totally read that post title in Ricardo Montalban’s voice.

  39. Mudbug says:

    Well butter my butt & call me biscuit !

  40. irsweety says:

    You know, I’ve never posted here and I come here daily. I have replayed this frog video over and over. I can’t stop laughing! Actually, I think froggy needs some WD40!

  41. That´s just too redonkulous! :)

  42. Holly says:

    I want to know what noise he would make it you picked him up and gave him a squeeze…

  43. Rachael says:

    He’s cute enough – and squeaky enough – to be a puppeh.

  44. jen says:

    give it whatever it wants, for the love of god! give the adorable squeaking blob anything it wants before i die from the cuteness! aaawwwwgghghhhhhh!!!

  45. IS says:

    It’s only natural enemy is the squeaky-ball obsessed terrier.

  46. BadKitty says:

    Not such a great defensive cry. The second he started squeaking, my cat ran in from the other room and stared at my screen. Shouldn’t his cry *repel* predators?

    • Fird Birfle says:

      BWA HA HA

      MOST EXCELLENT POWERS OF PERCEPTION BK;
      I know that combining those two points in that way!!!

      BadKitty WINS

    • Fird Birfle says:

      BWA HA HA BadKitty!!!

      MOST excellent logic/ deductions… or maybe I’m not clevaire …
      Because combining *the sound* and *its effects* of bystanding animals,,,

      and then analyzing the results …. didn’t occur in that way to my pea-sized brain
      and your assessment is DELIGHTFUL.

      I hereby declare BadKitty to be THA WINNAH
      by a landslide (or a frogslide? …. or… something…)

      (PS: I attempted this note a moment ago but errors were still there
      when I hit “post”; so the MegaComputers of CO might have posted two versions of my “comment”(s) )

  47. MARTINE says:

    I love it! So adorable! I can’t believe it existed if not for the video!

  48. WendyD says:

    It’s not just dogs who go crazy of this. My cat was sitting in my office and when I started watching this (again) she came over to the desk. I didn’t connect it until she started pawing at the speaking and saying, in meow-speak, “Animal trapped in the box? Baby animal?”

  49. Lisa C says:

    And this is why I always watch CO vids with the sound low and make sure both Lady (k9) & Casey (feline) are asleep, they’d both go nuts over this.

  50. rooanne says:

    He (she/it?) uses his whole body to squeak!

  51. Telzey Amberdon says:

    Well, someone has a very strong opinion about something!

    Heh, my cat Gaius is REALLY interested in introducing himself to whatever was making that noise.

  52. Leilani says:

    Are we sure this isn’t Simon’s FROG?

  53. Kar says:

    Any one else want to wrap him up in a blanket and feed him hot soup?

  54. Kar says:

    Just out of curiosity, How many deserts are there in a rain forest?

  55. Thistle says:

    ….who filled that poor frog with helium? :shock:

  56. Anne says:

    Now I’m convinced we’re all living in the Matrix.

  57. luscher says:

    maybe he has sand in his swim trunks …