No, Krypto! NOOOOOO!

(Oh boy, oh boy, my owner is the bestest owner a dog could have! I am so proud of the way he fights crime and leaps over tall buildings in his cape and matching boots! That is why I am going to surprise him with this pretty glowing rock I dug up in the park! Boy, he will be surprised to see this, uh huh, uh huh!)

Via Randy Robertson.



  1. Lolz

  2. HA! (also, giggle-snort)

  3. Could this be Zod’s terrier?

  4. Well, I could take the glowing globe away, but he’d probably just fetch another. .Sooooo…I think buddy boy should come home with me. *scooping him up and backing out the door* Better safe than sorry, right!?

  5. mauderules says:

    Classic NTMTOM.

  6. Nice full-body toupée, Lex.

  7. alternately: ZOMG he’s eating my green lantern! 😯

  8. PPS: Big YAY! for the Impending Doom tag!

  9. SlaveToCat says:

    Oh great, now I’ve got glow in the dark poooooo all over the white carpets and the in-laws are coming for a loooong weekend visit.

  10. …wups, let’s try that again: IMPENDING DOOM tag!
    Ahem. He’s a bit rusty. “He” being me.

  11. At least you’d know where not to step, during those late-night bathroom trips.

  12. Kari Callin says:

    So NOT Superman’s best friend! 😉

  13. Poor puzzled pup! To think of Superman being done in by something so cute!

  14. The Original Jane says:

    Oh pup, don’t you know YOU are my kryptonite? (And why do I know how to spell that?)

  15. *giggle snort* Classic NTMTOM 🙂

  16. Stressfactor says:

    Somehow I never saw Krypto as a Westie……

  17. fleurdamour says:

    Time for the Fortress of Solitude, i.e., the crate.

  18. fleurdamour says:

    I can see the Dogshaming post now: ‘Krypto expects me to play fetch with pieces of my destroyed home world. He’s a jerk.’

  19. Fourth Bear says:

    Nerd time: Krypto was a dog from Krypton, so green Kryptonite would kill him the same as it would Superman. Must be the Earth-Adorable Krypto.

  20. Or a half breed Krypto-Earth-pup?