(Oh boy, oh boy, my owner is the bestest owner a dog could have! I am so proud of the way he fights crime and leaps over tall buildings in his cape and matching boots! That is why I am going to surprise him with this pretty glowing rock I dug up in the park! Boy, he will be surprised to see this, uh huh, uh huh!)

Via Randy Robertson.

Lolz
HA! (also, giggle-snort)
Could this be Zod’s terrier?
Well, I could take the glowing globe away, but he’d probably just fetch another. .Sooooo…I think buddy boy should come home with me. *scooping him up and backing out the door* Better safe than sorry, right!?
Classic NTMTOM.
Nice full-body toupée, Lex.
alternately: ZOMG he’s eating my green lantern!
PPS: Big YAY! for the Impending Doom tag!
…wups, let’s try that again: IMPENDING DOOM tag!
Ahem. He’s a bit rusty. “He” being me.
Oh great, now I’ve got glow in the dark poooooo all over the white carpets and the in-laws are coming for a loooong weekend visit.
At least you’d know where not to step, during those late-night bathroom trips.
I can see the Dogshaming post now: ‘Krypto expects me to play fetch with pieces of my destroyed home world. He’s a jerk.’
So NOT Superman’s best friend!
Poor puzzled pup! To think of Superman being done in by something so cute!
Oh pup, don’t you know YOU are my kryptonite? (And why do I know how to spell that?)
*giggle snort* Classic NTMTOM
Somehow I never saw Krypto as a Westie……
Time for the Fortress of Solitude, i.e., the crate.
Nerd time: Krypto was a dog from Krypton, so green Kryptonite would kill him the same as it would Superman. Must be the Earth-Adorable Krypto.
Or a half breed Krypto-Earth-pup?