I Put on My Robe and Wizard Cat

… and it was at that fortuitous, once-in-a-lifetime moment, as the stronger members of her party struggled vainly against Fractallicus the Crystal Doom Lord, that Princess Priscilla Poofypants, lowly second-level witch, saw her chance to use the +12 Shard-Shattering Screech of Scheherazade.

Cathy O. writes: “This is Faith, a kitten who is at our no-kill shelter in Cincinnati Ohio (Save the Animals Foundation). She’s recuperating from various broken bones. The good little witch!”



  1. Smallthunder says:

    “I’ll get you and your little dog, too!
    Um, no, wait.
    I’m supposed to be a good witch …
    Well, then just the little dog!”

  2. She’s thinking: “Get this getup offa me before I turn you ALL into frogs!”

  3. Faith, I hope you go to your furever home soon! And either you are a most patient kitty for putting up with human shenanigans and you were plotting your revenge even as this adorable picture was taken! 🙂

  4. 3…2…1… WHITCHY HISSY FIT!!!!

  5. Andi in NC says:

    aaah, Mike, Mike Mike – just when I think you can’t be any funnier, you prove me wrong….

  6. Ha, they think I’m the good witch! Wait ’til they get a load of me.

  7. Pretty in Pink.

  8. emmberrann says:

    “I’ll turn you all into RAGS!” (and she has the pointy-ended tools to accomplish this already built in and at the ready!)

  9. januaryfarmer says:

    Cats hate dress up.

  10. Oh, but it’s so very amusing!

  11. Amewsing, wun’t ya say?

  12. I have experienced the +12 Shard Shattering Screech of Scheherazade. At 2 in the morning. Right next to my bed. Though at the time I was calling it the Alley Cat Screech.

  13. And you thought that the cone of shame was embarrassing.

    Really hope this little princess is doing better. Hate to think how she broke her bones.

  14. NTMTOM you rock so hard!!! 😀

  15. HOW do you pronounce ‘Scheherazade’?

  16. Smartypants says:

    Ivy, I think it’s pronounced approx. “Shuh-HARE-uh-Zahd”.

  17. AWW 😀 You look so beautiful, Faith 😀 I hope you find your loving forever home real soon 😀 As for the dirtbag/s that hurt you, I hope they get what is coming to them real soon and be in a galaxy worth of hurt!

  18. I just about died while reading the title of the post!