I Put on My Robe and Wizard Cat

… and it was at that fortuitous, once-in-a-lifetime moment, as the stronger members of her party struggled vainly against Fractallicus the Crystal Doom Lord, that Princess Priscilla Poofypants, lowly second-level witch, saw her chance to use the +12 Shard-Shattering Screech of Scheherazade.


Cathy O. writes: “This is Faith, a kitten who is at our no-kill shelter in Cincinnati Ohio (Save the Animals Foundation). She’s recuperating from various broken bones. The good little witch!”

18 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Smallthunder says:

    “I’ll get you and your little dog, too!
    Um, no, wait.
    I’m supposed to be a good witch …
    Well, then just the little dog!”

  2. Mamabear says:

    She’s thinking: “Get this getup offa me before I turn you ALL into frogs!”

    • emmberrann says:

      “I’ll turn you all into RAGS!” (and she has the pointy-ended tools to accomplish this already built in and at the ready!)

  3. lalababy says:

    Faith, I hope you go to your furever home soon! And either you are a most patient kitty for putting up with human shenanigans and you were plotting your revenge even as this adorable picture was taken! :)

  4. Gigi says:

    3…2…1… WHITCHY HISSY FIT!!!!

  5. Andi in NC says:

    aaah, Mike, Mike Mike – just when I think you can’t be any funnier, you prove me wrong….

  6. sugitomo says:

    Ha, they think I’m the good witch! Wait ’til they get a load of me.

  7. emmmjama says:

    Pretty in Pink.

  8. januaryfarmer says:

    Cats hate dress up.

  9. I have experienced the +12 Shard Shattering Screech of Scheherazade. At 2 in the morning. Right next to my bed. Though at the time I was calling it the Alley Cat Screech.

  10. Kar says:

    And you thought that the cone of shame was embarrassing.

    Really hope this little princess is doing better. Hate to think how she broke her bones.

  11. Theresa says:

    NTMTOM you rock so hard!!! :D

  12. Iva says:

    HOW do you pronounce ‘Scheherazade’?

  13. Smartypants says:

    Ivy, I think it’s pronounced approx. “Shuh-HARE-uh-Zahd”.

  14. Teresa says:

    AWW :D You look so beautiful, Faith :D I hope you find your loving forever home real soon :D As for the dirtbag/s that hurt you, I hope they get what is coming to them real soon and be in a galaxy worth of hurt!

  15. Val says:

    I just about died while reading the title of the post!