No, We Don’t Have That on CD

This is a record store. We sell records. Records are how music should be heard, not the flat, tinny ultra-compressed CD-slash-MP3 so-called “music” you seem to have settled for. Know what we keep on CDs? Beverages. Good day, madam.


Via this person, with a user name I can’t quite type.

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  1. wuyizidi says:

    Well of course, how else is kitteh going to do this:

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ebb8_cat_scratch_dj.jpg

    BTW, the guy’s name Chengye Han.

  2. Saffron says:

    Favorite band…Phish or Hot Tuna?
    Cannot decide.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Former Glower Records Employee of the Month

  4. Coffee Cup says:

    High Fidelity Kitty’s favorite musical influence? Cat Stevens. Runner up? We are Scientists.

  5. Coffee Cup says:

    Boo. The photo didn’t show up. Here’s why High Fidelity Kitty enjoys We are Scientists.

    http://blogimgs.only-apartments.com/images/only-apartments/756/we-are-scientists-concert-helsinki.jpg

  6. Rachael says:

    That is one angry kitteh! :)

  7. pookie says:

    Kitty hates it when people put albums back in the wrong order – or, God forbid, in the wrong sleeves!

  8. blair says:

    anyone who owns both a record player and that magnanimously fluffy cat is doing it wrong

  9. Paul W says:

    This cat looks a lot grumpier than Grumpy Cat!

  10. SlaveToCat says:

    How is he gonna groove to the tunes when mom threw out his bong, again.

  11. Catwhisperer says:

    I SAID good day!!

  12. sugitomo says:

    Pissed at being filed with the Stray Cats.

  13. Kar says:

    Hipster cats judges you and finds you lacking.

  14. Theresa says:

    WORST. VERSION. EVER.

  15. Theresa says:

    PLUS: 1980s eyeliner bands: So lame they’re cool. :P

  16. Teresa says:

    Another spoiled rotten kitty (who does not spoil their kitties rotten) :D

  17. Fird Birfle says:

    This story is the Sequel to THIS story, authored by Mike the Awesome
    [ of which the photo is my personal computer's
    screensaver/ wallpaper or whatever you call it]:

    http://cuteoverload.com/2011/06/20/everyones-favorite-customer/