Whar’s muh vittles? Ah want an extra-thick porterhouse steak, a pastrami sandwich, a couple bratwurst, a turkey leg (hold the feathers), and a bacon salad with dressing on the side. Oh, and a cheeseburger for dessert.

That there shore is a cute pit’cher, Onkel Al.



  1. “dressing on the side”, ha ha. But doesn’t he also want a large Diet Coke to wash it all down?

  2. You can have everything in my fridge my friend!!! No pupersons shall go hongry on my watch!!!!

  3. Bwahahahahah diet coke 🙂 Classic skippy!

  4. Mary (the first) says:

    Another time when it paid to not scroll down until reading all the text, which was funny enough with just the pup face! And then the hands .. although, I am now realizing, the pup must be sitting on someone’s head for that photo .. yoicks!

  5. This guy can sit on my head any time.

  6. Also, this title gave me a little sad for just a moment because it made me think of Hon Glad. I miss him so much.

  7. Does anyone know whatever happened to him?

  8. Imma just gonna leave this here:

  9. As far as I know, he just disappeared. I know that he had some health issues; I just hope he’s OK and moved on for whatever reason.

  10. One of my all-time favourites. Thanks for bringing it ’round again, gryt.

  11. Yup, bacon salad with dressing on the side and a large Diet Coke: my kinda dieting! Pupster and I could live quite happily together…well, at least for a little while.

  12. SlaveToCat says:

    HEY EDITH….get me a beeeerrr

  13. Definitely an Archie Bunker type!

  14. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

  15. One supreme food coma comin’ up. 😀

  16. I kept wondering what kind of doggy the one on the right iwas (a bloodhound? but the ears are too small) and there it was at the end: Danish Broholmer. Never heard of that breed before! It’s a patient breed, I reckon. 🙂

  17. Doggie face is cute. Doggie face with human hands is ever so slightly disturbing.

  18. I once had a roommate who would order a banana split and a Tab. 🙂


  20. hehe

  21. victoreia says:

    I was thinking of the Stargate SG1 episode where O’Neill, Carter, and Jackson are testing those alien armbands, and they each place a HUGE order, and (for Carter) a Diet Coke. (“What? I like the taste better!”)

  22. Well of course she ordered a tab. How else was she going to pay for the banana split? HEY-OOOOOOO!

    (Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)

  23. Quick. Very witty.

  24. I think I agrees.

  25. oh mah LORD (sorry ’bout that, Big Guy) she’s gone off agin …..

    (JK Sk’mom; you’re STILL mah heeeeerow) 🙂

  26. there haven’t been posts from him in tha longest. Awhile back he had proposed marriage to Queen of Dork. I guess he’s (perhaps unavoidably)
    stood her up on that. It makes me truly sad that we don’t hear from him. His personality is a delight.

  27. I literally laughed out loud through the entire cideo.

  28. video**