When You Care Enough to Send a Lizard

When you can’t be there, celebrate those special moments with GeckoGram™ — your personalized message, hand-delivered by our staff of geckos.


“Aloha,” says Susie G. “This is one of our little house pets here in Hawaii Nei. This guy’s just a baby. House gecko, or ‘mo’o’ in Hawaiian.”

28 comments … read them below or add one

  1. katrinab73 says:

    cute!

  2. Fird Birfle says:

    I’ll go ahead with the Obvy Line:

    iz he (she?) a Karma Chameleon???

    Signed,
    Shifty Eyes….

  3. skippymom says:

    Holy fudgenuts! I was away from here ONE day, and I missed approximately 50,000 new posts. I have no chance of ever catching up. *banging head against desk*
    I’ll be here tomorrow and there will probably be no new posts all day.
    Life is SO unfair.

  4. Kaya says:

    ANNH!!!!! Iz zo tiny! 8O

  5. Gigi says:

    Will you look at that little Godzilla wantabe!

  6. blair says:

    mo’o in the mail
    sticks to walls with quantum feet
    postage rates go up

  7. Bashful says:

    Mo’o makes sure the Valentine is properly delivered to Your Tru Loff . Gives “Privacy Tail” a whole new meaning! :)

  8. fish eye no miko says:

    Good heavens! If they’re all that size, it must take a dozen of them to deliver each letter!

  9. The Original Jane says:

    re: hovertext – it will grow back you know. ;)

  10. Ms.McThistlepants says:

    It is a good thing we don’t live in Hawaii then…my cats would never eat their cat food >.<

    • victoreia says:

      Yes, in my house those are known as “toys!”

      (Also, “the source of Kyuri’s e-coli & salmonella at the same time.” 8-O )

    • feezie says:

      Heh when my cat and I lived in Hawaii she would never eat a whole one at a time – always left some for laters.

      Mo’os have a hunting cry that sounds like maniacal laughter, and they always cut loose with it at 3 am when you are watching a scary movie. They also lay little clutches of tiny dino eggs in out of the way places. But they do eat mosquitoes, which is enough reason to let them live in the house.

  11. JenDeyan says:

    Tiny gecko baby! I think geckos are cute but the babies are even cuter! *squeeeee*

  12. Iva says:

    Geckos are tinyz. Babeh geckos are tinyzer.

  13. Theresa says:

    Hey, one of those tried to sell me car insurance.

  14. Michael says:

    GeckoGram, another great NTMTOM coinage.

  15. amy says:

    O M G he is soooooo cute i LOVE lizards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!