Muscled Mouser

Tonight, on 59 1/2 Minutes, we explore the troubling issue of “kitten juicing,” steroid use among the feline community. Our guests will include “Bruno X,” who has a 32-inch chest, 15-inch biceps, and can bench press a Toyota.

Allie, at five months old, from sender-inner Ashley H.


  1. The descriptions you write for these posts slay me. OMG. So funny!

  2. “bench-press a Toyota” ….

    yes, Mike, but which MODEL of Toyota, hmmmmmmmmmm????

    Always Up for
    Calling Someone, on a Possible Bluff

  3. Teh pattern ’round teh ears sorta reminds me of mah foster kitteh. :-*

  4. 260Oakley says:

    The Incredible Sulk

  5. So Many Felines says:

    That’s a beautiful thing you did there.


    That’s one of MY favorite of yours, 2600ak!!!

  7. Kitteh only pawn in game of life….

    Maybe a nice candygram would help kitteh???

  8. victoreia says:

    Jus’ so long as it’s not an exploding one…..


  10. Bruno will shatter all mousing records, but the Mousing Writers of America will never vote him into the Predator Hall of Fame.

  11. There’ll be an asterix by his name.

  12. Sammy, Roger and Barry agree.

  13. Oops. DON’T agree.

  14. SlaveToCat says:

    Looks like Joan Catford is all dressed up and ready to receive her Oscar for Mildred Pierce

  15. Is the cat nicknamed Hans or Franz, by any chance?

  16. No, but he IZ going to POMP YOU UP (see SNL, approx 1984-ish)

  17. *flexes arms at Fird*

  18. Puny toyota.

  19. he has the eye of the tiger

    he must be tuna-juicing

  20. Help! The alien killer blanket is swallowing that poor kitteh!

  21. lisaLASSIE says:

    I believe there is a science fiction movie script waiting for you to write it.

  22. AWW :D Allie, the five months old kitty, looks so warm and comfortable, Ashley H. :D


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