Muscled Mouser

Tonight, on 59 1/2 Minutes, we explore the troubling issue of “kitten juicing,” steroid use among the feline community. Our guests will include “Bruno X,” who has a 32-inch chest, 15-inch biceps, and can bench press a Toyota.

Allie, at five months old, from sender-inner Ashley H.



  1. The descriptions you write for these posts slay me. OMG. So funny!

  2. Teh pattern ’round teh ears sorta reminds me of mah foster kitteh. :-*

  3. 260Oakley says:

    The Incredible Sulk

  4. Kitteh only pawn in game of life….

    Maybe a nice candygram would help kitteh???

  5. Bruno will shatter all mousing records, but the Mousing Writers of America will never vote him into the Predator Hall of Fame.


  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Looks like Joan Catford is all dressed up and ready to receive her Oscar for Mildred Pierce

  8. So Many Felines says:

    That’s a beautiful thing you did there.

  9. Is the cat nicknamed Hans or Franz, by any chance?

  10. Puny toyota.

  11. he has the eye of the tiger

    he must be tuna-juicing

  12. Help! The alien killer blanket is swallowing that poor kitteh!

  13. AWW 😀 Allie, the five months old kitty, looks so warm and comfortable, Ashley H. 😀

  14. Sammy, Roger and Barry agree.

  15. Oops. DON’T agree.

  16. “bench-press a Toyota” ….

    yes, Mike, but which MODEL of Toyota, hmmmmmmmmmm????

    Always Up for
    Calling Someone, on a Possible Bluff


    That’s one of MY favorite of yours, 2600ak!!!

  18. No, but he IZ going to POMP YOU UP (see SNL, approx 1984-ish)

  19. There’ll be an asterix by his name.

  20. victoreia says:

    Jus’ so long as it’s not an exploding one…..

  21. lisaLASSIE says:

    I believe there is a science fiction movie script waiting for you to write it.

  22. *flexes arms at Fird*