Come to Me, Hand

Why must you torment me with your fickle ways? You’re the only hand for me. Do not abandon me for the remote, the phone, the scratching of the armpits. They will never love you like I love you. They will never… love you… like I love you.

29 comments … read them below or add one

  1. sugitomo says:

    “Oh Mr. Hand…I will always love you, even if Mr. Bill does not appreciate you.”

  2. M. says:

    Kitteh is all “Fine, I’ll just pet myself then.”

  3. fleurdamour says:

    Aloha, Mr. Hand.

  4. phred's mom says:

    Geez, hoomin,let me show you
    what to do. To oneself: they
    are dumb as dogs, sometimes!

  5. Gigi says:

    I love how the kitty is all: Look hand! This way! You rub my head this way, see?

  6. P Hertz says:
  7. Theresa says:

    “The scratching of the armpits.” LOL at Mike for the evocative deployment of the definite article. :lol:

  8. Iva says:

    yes, NOMTOM, you did well :D

  9. T.U.M. says:

    I wanna hold your HAAAAAND…

  10. Formica says:

    Man, that is lazy–even for a cat!

  11. Mudbug says:

    THAT’S exactly how a couple of my “kids” insist on being held but instead of rubbing their face they want their belleh rubbed from arm pit to kitty bits . The whole time either making air biscuits or touching our face &/or lips.

  12. Leilani says:

    Sweetest. Thing. EVER.

  13. Fird Birfle says:

    Seriously; it ‘s pretty reasonable…no passive-aggressive existentialist mind-games goin’ on. Clear, direct communication of his/ her emotional needs, to the other partner in the relationship …….. not standard of most kittehs ;)

  14. Lady Rune says:

    Love how towards the end the kitty is al “Look; this is how you pet!”

  15. tfoz says:

    Such a sweet kitty :)

  16. Judy B. says:

    My Jack (the Big Fat Orange Cat) does this all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. You know, like when I’m trying to sleep . . . . It’s not just when he wants petting, either. He also does it when he wants to eat, which is–you guessed it–ALL. THE. TIME.

    And yes, it’s still cute. Very cute.

  17. Kaya says:

    Aww iz a love a kitty. <3

  18. Cleosmom says:

    Fer Gawd’s sake, pet the kitty already!!!!

  19. Mandy says:

    My 11-month-old daughter just squealed with delight at this video (we have two cats (and a dog) and she LOVES them).