Three Things

1.  Laptops are warm and comforting.

2.  I totally passed gas.

3.  Your credit card got maxed out when I bought bacon on your internets.

Schatzi needs to be on Comedy Central, Jenny L.


  1. May I be the first to say: BOOOOOOP!

  2. er . . . poooop!

  3. bookmonstercats says:

    I believe I would re-order those, in 3,2,1.

    3 and 2 follow on naturally from one another and 1 is just so.

    *Steps off lecture podium*

  4. victoreia says:

    No, no, the order is correct. If you’re trying to lead with the good news, anyway! :D

  5. my very very favorite great-aunt had a dog named Schatzi :)

  6. My aunt had a Schatzi, too; she was a gray miniature schnauzer. :)

  7. my aunt’s Schatzi was a schnauzer also!

  8. This is actually her husband, Fang.

  9. yes.

  10. 260Oakley says:

    Nice, Screen Schatzi.

  11. I see what you did there. Nice!

  12. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! *laughs hard enough to pass out*

  13. Alice Shortcake says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! *Laughs hard enough to pass gas*

  14. victoreia says:

    Pass the bacon, please.

  15. Sounds as though Schatzi leads a very strenuous, labor-intensive existence….

  16. Schatzi has Dora’s haircut.

  17. Ha! Yes!

  18. YAY!!! I bin reeeleeeesed!!!

  19. *ahem*
    Mods? I don’t even see any controversial wirds in my note and I haven’t placed 3000 comments today. I’m rather wondering, why this went into mod???

  20. Alice Shortcake says:

    Wasn’t Dorothy the lady with friends?

  21. Are you thinking of Tonya Harding, whose friends tried to whack Nancy Kerrigan? (what a crazy world we live in!)

  22. skippymom says:

    Fird, the LEAST that should have been done in conjunction with you winning the big award would be to exempt you from moderation for one year.

  23. Fwee Fiwd!

  24. I’m a child of the sixties so I’ll do a protest bed-in OK?
    Signed: La paresseuse :lol:

  25. YAY for ceejoe and sk’mom!!!

    I’ll trade the calendar in for no modz !!!
    AND I promise to make mostly (97% ) G-rated comments :)

  26. phred's mom says:

    To the barricades!!!!!

  27. Let’s start a protest! Release Fird! Release Fird! [stomping feet rhythmically]

  28. skippymom says:

    *getting out poster board and paint*

  29. Schatzi can max out ALL my credit cards, as long as I get unlimited boopage privileges.

  30. That’s tne best “yuck face” i’ve seen in a long time!

  31. I think puppeh’s more like: Uugghh whats dat on mah tug get id off


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