1. Laptops are warm and comforting.
2. I totally passed gas.
3. Your credit card got maxed out when I bought bacon on your internets.
Schatzi needs to be on Comedy Central, Jenny L.
Three Things
January 9, 2013 By
1. Laptops are warm and comforting.
2. I totally passed gas.
3. Your credit card got maxed out when I bought bacon on your internets.
Schatzi needs to be on Comedy Central, Jenny L.
May I be the first to say: BOOOOOOP!
er . . . poooop!
I believe I would re-order those, in 3,2,1.
3 and 2 follow on naturally from one another and 1 is just so.
*Steps off lecture podium*
No, no, the order is correct. If you’re trying to lead with the good news, anyway!
my very very favorite great-aunt had a dog named Schatzi
My aunt had a Schatzi, too; she was a gray miniature schnauzer.
my aunt’s Schatzi was a schnauzer also!
Doggeh sort of reminds me of the late great Phyllis Diller.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/culture-obituaries/film-obituaries/9490845/Phyllis-Diller.html
yes.
This is actually her husband, Fang.
Nice, Screen Schatzi.
I see what you did there. Nice!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! *laughs hard enough to pass out*
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! *Laughs hard enough to pass gas*
Pass the bacon, please.
Sounds as though Schatzi leads a very strenuous, labor-intensive existence….
Schatzi has Dora’s haircut.
Ha! Yes!
and Dora *might* have gotten the idea from a Different Doro(thy):
http://figureskating.about.com/od/famousfemaleiceskater1/ig/Dorothy-Hamill-Photo-Gallery/Dorothy-Hamill-s-Wedge-Cut.htm
*ahem*
Mods? I don’t even see any controversial wirds in my note and I haven’t placed 3000 comments today. I’m rather wondering, why this went into mod???
Fird, the LEAST that should have been done in conjunction with you winning the big award would be to exempt you from moderation for one year.
Let’s start a protest! Release Fird! Release Fird! [stomping feet rhythmically]
*getting out poster board and paint*
YAY for ceejoe and sk’mom!!!
I’ll trade the calendar in for no modz !!!
AND I promise to make mostly (97% ) G-rated comments
I’m a child of the sixties so I’ll do a protest bed-in OK?
Signed: La paresseuse
To the barricades!!!!!
Fwee Fiwd!
Wasn’t Dorothy the lady with friends?
Are you thinking of Tonya Harding, whose friends tried to whack Nancy Kerrigan? (what a crazy world we live in!)
YAY!!! I bin reeeleeeesed!!!
Schatzi can max out ALL my credit cards, as long as I get unlimited boopage privileges.
That’s tne best “yuck face” i’ve seen in a long time!
I think puppeh’s more like: Uugghh whats dat on mah tug get id off