Three Things

1.  Laptops are warm and comforting.

2.  I totally passed gas.

3.  Your credit card got maxed out when I bought bacon on your internets.

Schatzi needs to be on Comedy Central, Jenny L.



  1. May I be the first to say: BOOOOOOP!

  2. bookmonstercats says:

    I believe I would re-order those, in 3,2,1.

    3 and 2 follow on naturally from one another and 1 is just so.

    *Steps off lecture podium*

  3. er . . . poooop!

  4. my very very favorite great-aunt had a dog named Schatzi 🙂

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Nice, Screen Schatzi.

  6. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! *laughs hard enough to pass out*

  7. yes.

  8. Sounds as though Schatzi leads a very strenuous, labor-intensive existence….

  9. Schatzi has Dora’s haircut.

  10. Ha! Yes!

  11. Schatzi can max out ALL my credit cards, as long as I get unlimited boopage privileges.

  12. *ahem*
    Mods? I don’t even see any controversial wirds in my note and I haven’t placed 3000 comments today. I’m rather wondering, why this went into mod???

  13. skippymom says:

    Fird, the LEAST that should have been done in conjunction with you winning the big award would be to exempt you from moderation for one year.

  14. Let’s start a protest! Release Fird! Release Fird! [stomping feet rhythmically]

  15. skippymom says:

    *getting out poster board and paint*

  16. I see what you did there. Nice!

  17. YAY for ceejoe and sk’mom!!!

    I’ll trade the calendar in for no modz !!!
    AND I promise to make mostly (97% ) G-rated comments 🙂

  18. I’m a child of the sixties so I’ll do a protest bed-in OK?
    Signed: La paresseuse 😆

  19. That’s tne best “yuck face” i’ve seen in a long time!

  20. YAY!!! I bin reeeleeeesed!!!

  21. This is actually her husband, Fang.

  22. Alice Shortcake says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! *Laughs hard enough to pass gas*

  23. Alice Shortcake says:

    Wasn’t Dorothy the lady with friends?

  24. My aunt had a Schatzi, too; she was a gray miniature schnauzer. 🙂

  25. victoreia says:

    No, no, the order is correct. If you’re trying to lead with the good news, anyway! 😀

  26. victoreia says:

    Pass the bacon, please.

  27. phred's mom says:

    To the barricades!!!!!

  28. my aunt’s Schatzi was a schnauzer also!

  29. Fwee Fiwd!

  30. Are you thinking of Tonya Harding, whose friends tried to whack Nancy Kerrigan? (what a crazy world we live in!)

  31. I think puppeh’s more like: Uugghh whats dat on mah tug get id off