Tortoise and the Heir

Queen Tortiebeth III is rather pleased with her reflection. Everybody bow.

This critically endangered Egyptian Tortoise quite enjoys her delusions of grandeur, via Zooborns.


  1. *bows down*

    But you ARE GRANDE, Tortiebeth!!! They AREN;T delusions, at all!! :)

  2. Baby tortie is perfect in every single way!! And then some!!

  3. I was trying to think of something clever but nothing came out of my beady brain. All hail the queen. Long live the queen.

  4. “My goodness, is that how my hair looks?!”

    (P.S. Och, how can you not have included the photo of the four wee turtles!)

  5. I think she’s looking rather pence-ive. Or perhaps she’s feeling penny-tent.

  6. fleurdamour says:


  7. fleurdamour says:


  8. P.S. Even the most stout-hearted monarch can sometimes feel apprehensive when facing change.

  9. fleurdamour says:


  10. bob drummond says:

    way 2 go Oakley , I’m with ya on that one -LONG LIVE the QUEEN !!!

  11. bob drummond says:


  12. @ 260 re. “facing change” —


    *attaches Knighthood ribbon on 260’s jacket lapel*

    *salutes 2600*

  13. Alice Shortcake says:

    She’s hoping for a replay of the Olympic Games opening ceremony. What’s keeping James Bond?

  14. Yes, if someone should happen to see Daniel Craig, please tell him I’ve been waiting for him. OH YEAH!

  15. lisaLASSIE says:

    What an enchantingly cute bebbeh.

  16. He’s a wee leetle thing, isn’t he? Or her? Vewwy vewwy qte though.

  17. Mom?

  18. heh heh

  19. Aww, iz a lil swimming rock.

  20. Mary (the first) says:

    Tiny tortie!!

  21. *looks about for T.U.M.*

  22. bob drummond says:

    How the heck did that little rip get up on its hind legs ??? I’d like to know ! He’s rearing up like ” Heigh yo Tortie – Away ” !!!

  23. can we blame Aldrich Ames??? or, alternatively,
    maybe it was a conspiracy by the CIA ???

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  25. *waving pompoms*

    GO TORTOISES GO (or turtles.)

  26. is she mouldy?

    mouldy or not, she is a little beauty. look at those huge eyes.

  27. sleekityin says:

    Now she’s been on CO she’ll be coining it in.


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