(News Teletype SFX)
From The CO NewsDesk: We interrupt our regular scheduled CO programming to bring you this bulletin!
We’ve had reports of these tiny little creatures appearing all over the world. It seems they are planning to take over the planet. Key features are big eyes with a penetrating gaze, pink tongue that is prone to panting, shaggeh ears, stubbular pawz, and an affinity for…….cupcakes.
If you see one of these creatures, there is only one way to defend yourself: snorgle them immediately.
Resistance is futile.
Good luck…to all of us.
AT sent in this Prosh Pint-Sized Poodle named Kikuma.