(News Teletype SFX)
From The CO NewsDesk: We interrupt our regular scheduled CO programming to bring you this bulletin!
We’ve had reports of these tiny little creatures appearing all over the world. It seems they are planning to take over the planet. Key features are big eyes with a penetrating gaze, pink tongue that is prone to panting, shaggeh ears, stubbular pawz, and an affinity for…….cupcakes.
If you see one of these creatures, there is only one way to defend yourself: snorgle them immediately.
Resistance is futile.
Good luck…to all of us.
AT sent in this Prosh Pint-Sized Poodle named Kikuma.
He’s welcome to my cupcakes! Why would I even try to resist??
I grew up with a toy poodle – they make me melt a little inside <3
*picks up pup and checks his underside for batteries* Amazingks!
Let’s file this fellow under Cute to the Nth Degree.
Seems to me puppers there could use a little privacy tailo action… if you know what I mean…
Yes he could. I used to work for a dog groomer and he was always tellin male dogs….”put your lipstick up!”
I, for one, welcome our new furry overlords!
Well, since I was going to say that, let me just retort that
Resistance is futile
They could be in the White House even as we speak, seducing Bo with their wicked poodular wiles!
I hope they are
…couldn’t hurt, Fird.
“poodular” is a wonderful word.
If I were 30 years younger I’d probably start a band named Wicked Poodular Wiles.
If I were younger I would come to all your shows.
OMG…. This is one of the cutest dog s EVER!!!!!!!!!!
ERMERGERD! PERDERL!!!
Oh.
My.
Gawd!!!!
My friend has a toy poodle just like that, AND IT’S TOTALLY PSYCO!!!!!
Look at the leetle feets! *gasp*
*hands la Therese a small manila / paper bag so she can manage the hyperventilating…*
Have the Hello Kitty defibrimathingy (sp?)
handy Fird, it may become necessary. . . oh,
*coff, coff, wheeze, gasp, thunk!*
*sets up video of Pipsqueak the goat kidlert boinging around trying to headbutt his young doggie friends*
*hands phred’s mom a pretty turquoise blue African parrot who loves to have his feathers stroked*
*sets up an aromatherapy unit alternating lavendar and sandalwood fragrances*
*sets up the HK Defibrthingamajigg & plugs it in, just in case it’s still needed*
*straightens nurse cap and cat’s eyes spectacles*
*leaves the room in squeaky Nurse Shooz (c.)*
Hahaha!
Bless you yet again, Firdie. Lavender and sandalwood
are my two favorite frangrances, right up there with
melting dark chocolate…oh, and biscuits baking…
and then there’s always warm cookies…
hot cider with cinnamon…um, I must stop…
fresh ground coffee…oh, please, throw a bag
over my head, I can’t stop……..
“leaves the room in squeaky
nurse shoes…” Creeping in
crepe?
The Dorg
Or, The Snorg
Doggeh’s name is Lo-cute-us of the Dorg.
I’m waiting here (tapping foot), assimilate me already…please!
*giggling*
I am still laughing that this precious little guy! So cute!!
WEE TEENEY POODLEY!!!!
POTUS (Poodle of the Universal Smiles)
as opp to P(oodle of) T(he) U(nusual) S(ize)??
POTUS (Poodle of the Ubiquitous Squeee) perhaps?
Here’s Kikuma having lunch, with someone’s fingers: http://youtu.be/lTdOVGmW74I
Um that’s my video, and those are still my fingers lol. I’m Anry.
The CAT sent me, Lord Kikuma Kikkoman. Turn over the cupcakes and fishcakes or face assimilation. Scotty Dog, transfer all power to the cuteness ray.
Wags tail, plink plink, pants, wags tail, plink plink. Fully charged captain.
“But Keptin — she cannae take nae mare!!!!” — Scottie/ Scotty Dog
(I think me own Da’ — literally a Kept’n in the [United States Navy, some 25-30 yrs] woulda slapped Scottie/ Scotty upside his HAID if he had such a ….melodramatic and defeatist guy, employed as, of all things, a Head Engineer, of the Ship!!!!)
Looks like a tribble with a peenk tongue! Scotty, fire up the dilithium crystals to get us a tongue-hance!!!
If their weakness is snorgles, nothing that cute could ever take over the world. Now that I think about it, we could all save the world! We’d be snorgling superheroes! I take the name Snorgilicious!
Ah, the return of the Cute Overlord label.
Just too adorable for words!!! Hugs and nose kisses
WHOOPS! Too late! I has been assimilated!