New Species Discovered!

Scientists exploring the jungles of Tsi-Tsi-Banga have discovered the first-ever terrapuss, an unknown breed of feline mammal with a hard shell.


Covered with thick green scales, or scalio, in scientific parlance, the shell protects every part of the terrapuss except its vulnerable back section, or talio.


The shell also provides the terrapuss with amusement, allowing it to while away the hours contentedly chewing on itself.


Via ColdSleeper.

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. edmundh says:

    A sub-species of Felis Marutus.

  2. loribelle says:

    Luff the wackadoodle eyes in the last pic!

  3. Rachael says:

    Jack Parlance. :) :) :)

  4. AuntieBellum says:

    I had to scroll up to make sure, but yep! That’s our Not Mike! :mrgreen:

  5. emmberrann says:

    Pic #3: Nyanng-nyanng-nyanng! Also, wackadoodle eyes!

  6. jujube says:

    Where was this exotic creature found and is it legal to own one? I must have eet.

  7. kibblenibble says:

    NOMTOM, you are keelingk me! :lol:

  8. Theresa says:

    Wait, when you introduce a new species– especially when NTMTOM introduces a new species– you need an Instant Gong™ !
    http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=gong

  9. Rachael says:

    All that’s missing is the David Attenborough narration. :)

  10. Mudbug says:

    Rachael, I heard David Attenborough , who did you hear?

  11. Kaya says:

    My hamster did something like this once. I had gotten him mad for some unknown reason so he crawled into his half paper towel tube and wouldn’t come out, so I sat down on my bed to read a book and wait for him to calm down bit, when I heard something rustling and nibbling coming from his cage, he chewed the bottom out of the paper towel tube end to end. He was much more agreeable afterwards tho. :-D

  12. Tamara says:

    “The shell also provides the terrapuss with amusement, allowing it to while away the hours contentedly chewing on itself.”

    Best caption ever!!! diggin the whackadoodle eyes too lol

  13. PandaGrrl says:

    This looks exactly like my kitty, only he’d be more appropriately called an “Orange Crush-puss”. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/totchipanda/guidoorange_zps479d9618.jpg

  14. gryt says:

    Eet’s looking quite lizard-like in the first pic.

  15. 260Oakley says:

    I know this creature by its more common name, the purrtle.

  16. Teresa says:

    That sweet kitty looks easy to catch and cuddle and snorgle :D

  17. Iva says:

    Its amazing, that even with all our new technology new species are always beingk discovered! What a fascinating critter…

    PS- what does eet eat?

  18. Gigi says:

    That kitteh looks shell shocked.

  19. ceejoe says:

    Ha!

  20. hilz says:

    Oh the teensy vicious fangs in the last picture!!

  21. T.U.M. says:

    TINEE TABBEE TURTELL

  22. Kar says:

    Those SyFy movies are really going low budget, aren’t they? Even Roger Corman would’ve been appalled by this fx effect.

    Love those eyes those. Like Loki’s cat.

  23. Tabbyshrug says:

    A tabby cat getting into trouble? I don’t believe it.

  24. So who tagged the terrapuss aka the purrtle? The language looks Japanese. Expect the Pokemon version to come out in the near future, then.

    Or – somebody warn Tokyo – the giant, fire-breathing, flying version. ;)

  25. Zeki says:

    8O We need a fang-hance on that last peekture!

  26. Ames says:

    Kitty-Pocket!