When Dr. Zaius Was Little

Via Reporters Magazine



  1. kibblenibble says:

    Sweateauw minkie.

  2. Seriously, when are we getting a knitted tag?

  3. He looks kind of like a cross between Don King and General Zod with a sweater and a bottle.

  4. My month has been been busy and horrible. . . But this picture made it all better, I believe I’ve just barffed a rainbow and I don’t mind at all. 😀

  5. Flufferbutt says:

    Oh my! That little one makes me tee hee, but the title and hover text make me guffaw.

  6. Is… is s/he wearing the TEENIEST OF SWEATERS? Excuse me, I need to go put my head back together from whence it exploded. D’awwwwww!

  7. I’m guessing it’s a sock with teeny little arm and neck holes cut out of it. Or I would guess that IF I WERE NOT DED FROM THE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Naw, that’s Kramer!

  9. Hovertext = 🙂

  10. Does anyone else think this little feller looks a little like Abraham Lincoln?

  11. well spotted!

  12. OMG, yes!! Abraham Lincoln with a ‘fro. 🙂

  13. So that’s why Abe always wore that top hat!

  14. “You must not go to the Forbidden Zone…. my dirty diapies.”

  15. Knitting tiny sweatews for baby primates: where can I apply up for that job?

  16. “..apply up…”? oh, Bashful, why you no proofread before you hit ‘Post Comment’?!?

  17. PS What eees theess tiny sage? Is he a minkie? Or a monkeh? Or a geebbon? Or whaaaa?

  18. Crazy Pants says:

    Gibbon! Thanks so much for posting Dr. Zaius the Musical. It’s been in my mind for days now.

  19. Oooh, he’s a funkeh gibbon. 😀

  20. In re. Planet/ Apes Meme …. here is a bit from the Big Bang Theory Season One.
    Howard, Raj and Leonard are at the movie theater, dressed as chimpanzees in honor of the film Planet/ Apes which is screening that day. They are urgently attempting to avoid Sheldon who is at the apt and is, to use Theresa’s terminology, in a funque of illness.
    As they talk, Raj reaches over to Howard’s bucket/ popcorn and grabs a handful ….

    Raj (Steals some of Howard’s popcorn)

    Howard: Take your stinking paws off my popcorn, you damn dirty ape !!!!!

  21. PS: wow the word “damn” DIDN”T cue the Big Green Moderayshun Machine ???!!! 😯

  22. The mod machine was so shocked to hear YOU say a curse worse that it temporarily lost the ability to function.

  23. um, word not worse
    I think I’m losing my marbles.

  24. Crazy Pants says:

    I don’t know, I kind of love the phrase curse worse. I’m gonna try and add it to everyday conversations. Also, I will help you pick up your marbles.

  25. Ah the Simpsons. Is there no occasion that can be completed by a ‘Simpsons’ bon mot?

  26. Southern Fried Pugs says:

    This post perfectly illustrates how woefully I lack pop culture knowledge. I thought the reference was to the guy on Ancient Aliens on the History Channel.

  27. @ skippymom: 🙂

  28. Nope – I call it the Simpsons Corollary – there is nothing in life that can’t be explained by a Simpsons reference. I additionally add the Futurama Addentium – if for some reason, the Simpsons failed to adequately capture something, a Futurama quote will most likely fill that role.

  29. Best. Idea. Ever.

  30. actually, it is the same guy. Later in life his alien genes causes him to look more human. Alas, at some point, he will revert and die a silver back…