Sorry, but I’m going to need to see some ID. Besides, of you’re really Santa Claus, what are you doing at the front door? Shouldn’t you be using the chimney?
Does this hat make my nose look too big? asks G’pa Bill.
Is That Santa at the Peephole?
December 14, 2012 By
Yes, that hat does make your nose look too big. All the more reason to wear it every single day. BOOP!!!
I’ll second that boop. BOOP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOP here as well!
The look on his face totally says that if you don’t believe he’s Santa he is going to be really mad.
Coming through the front door and not the chimney?? Well Santa, I’m keeping an “EYE” on you. Just make sure you are leaving presents and not taking presents. Just so you know Mr. Santa man I’ve got a kitty and I know how to use him.
Make sure he leaves different presents than your kitty leaves.
Now wait a minute. Any Santa with fur that white would prefer the front door, not the chimney. Smart Santa. And one more thing. Boooooop.
Truth.
I don’t know who put the hat on that puppeh but the next person to approch him may loose a finger or two.
Two-handed BOOP – one on each side of the nose.