Personal Peeg To-Do List

Here’s Squishy Kosher Pickle, with a checklist to help you do the essential peeg things you need to do every day. Have you checked these off your list today?

Lullaby a peeg to piggy sleep.

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Pedicure a piggy paw.

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Provide a piggyback piggy pillow.

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Happily hog a puckering piggy PDA.

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Squishy Kosher Pickle wants everybody to have a piggy day every day, just like Alexis H. and Randy B.

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Comments

  1. Love the name “Kosher Pickle,” as well as the teeny tiny hooves in the bottom photo! What a cute wee piglet.

  2. This is so cute! But I’m more of a goat person my self.

  3. Semi-Crazy Cat Lady says:

    Best. Name. Ever.

  4. Third pic shows Levis’ latest design innovation: smell-bottom jeans.

  5. Available in Petite, Regular, and Porkly sizes.

  6. He is sooo itsy bitsy!

  7. anonymous coward says:

    ? for the peeg experts ’round here: would a miniature porker coexist nicely with cats?
    curious about that.

  8. I HAVE ABSO NO Knowledge about the veracity of this webpage, a.c. However you might have a look. Acc. to the developer of this webpage, piggehs + cats can be a workable combination!! The section about p’s and cats,
    is below the section about piggehs and human toddlers/ infants.

    http://www.pigs4ever.com/PotBelliedPigInfo/children_otherpets.htm

  9. anonymous coward says:

    it reminds me when someone at work came up to me and asked me where he could find kosher bacon (he was serious). i told him it was just besides the halal wine… i think i was mean, there… eek!

  10. These images are so delightful, all of them! Love.

  11. It has a Mickey-Mouse-Emblem on his nose!!!!! Crazy!

  12. he WHA????

  13. First pic: peegie and blanket matchinks…add the smile and I’m redonked.

  14. Why do I not have a peeg in my house???

  15. *hands Rachael a copy of textbook Existentialism 101*

  16. Yay! Oakley! 😆 😆

  17. DewiCasGwent says:

    Technically you could have Kosher pork, as all food becomes kosher if it is the only way to sustain life Duet 30:19

  18. For some reason I read the entire thing in Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter voice. o.O Also, cute leetle peeg!!! 😀

  19. Ha! With a touch of Glaswegian burr then.

  20. Blue Footed Booby says:

    It must be hard to type with hooves.

  21. Now THAT is truly a butt bed.