When Thar Be Thorns…

Stay light and above it all.

But, if you get pricked, you’ll fly all around and make that squeaky balloon noise and that’s just fun for everyone.


Sent in by Mrs. Brinke and photographed by ajhaysom.

80 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ceejoe says:

    Birds just absolutely fascinate me.

  2. sugitomo says:

    Angry (slightly blorpy) bird…?

  3. TinaK says:

    I saw some of these one time—they’re about the size of a ping pong ball with feathers. I asked my brother, who works in forestry, what kind of birds they were, and he told me, “You know when you get wonton soup at a Chinese restaurant? These are what they put in the wontons.” Ever since, I’ve thought of them as “wonton birds.” I have disturbing siblings, and I worry about soup…

    • Rachael says:

      Sounds like a normal brother to me. It’s their job to gross us out. :)

      I’ve never gone birding but I bet I’d love it. There’s so much beauty and diversity in the world of birds.

      • Kaya says:

        It’s not just a BROTHER’S job to gross out their SISTERS, it’s every GUYS job to gross out all GIRLS.

    • Ayaa says:

      I had a realtive tell me that those delicious sweet little bread (ish…something) balls we’d find in Indian/asian/arabic/I can’t remember ’cause I was little restaurants were a bulls…dangly bits.

      I ate six more afterwards, but still…

      • falafels? like when made right are amost as nom-worthy as a puppeh labrador’s ears? :)

      • Fird Birfle says:

        there’s an Indian type of appetizer or snack called papadam/ papdum
        (rather similar to a crispy kind of flat tortilla, broken like the size of nacho chips) but where I’ve been that is a flat item, not a round item so otherwise I don’t know..

        also??? CUMIN IS THE REASON FOR THE UNIVERSE’s EXISTENCE.
        (Well, and maybe Rosemary as well)

        *YUM*

  4. Fird Birfle says:

    Tina: I think that, as long as none of your siblings prepared the soup, it’s all good.

    Believe me, my siblings can FAR out-distoib your siblings!!

    Also useful here:

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    THIS HERE
    BE THE ROUNDEST AND ONE UH THA CUTEST BOIDS WHUT EVAH FLEW ENNYWHEAH,

  6. Fird Birfle says:

    Below is linkage to what I think might be one of the most thorough informative bird ID webpages ever in the history of, like, ever.

    http://www.birds.cornell.edu/Page.aspx?pid=1054

    • viv says:

      That is really neat! Thanks for posting it.

    • tracylee says:

      ah-HAH! so I’ve just now been able to ID the giant birds I’ve been seeing in my neighborhood. fantastic!

      • skippymom says:

        And you’re not going to tell us what they are?!!!

        • tracylee says:

          oh, whoops… a pair of ginormous Great Blue Herons. Scared the bejeezus out of me and the dog on a walk the other day, and I see this grey long-necked football unfold its wings and take flight.

          • skippymom says:

            Have you ever heard them yell? It’s awesome.

          • Fird Birfle says:

            Ah doan know nuttin’ bout no yallin’, but they are PHENOMENALLY beautimous to see. Even walking; they strut about like Martha Grahame (sp?) onstage.

            We are fortunate here to see quite a few varieties of herons and egrets near waterways (which are more common in Fla than in some other states). Egrets and herons are two of the concepts which help me feel a bit less annoyed with the Uberheat which attacks us here for nineteen months each summer.

            Also something which G-d hasn’t answered for me yet: how the white and blue egrets/ herons muck about in swampy yuccky algae-ish brackish salt water for their dinner…..
            AND THE EGRETS ARE SO WHITE that bleach wouldn’t make any difference in their color. It’s literally hard to process mentally that they live in that muck and they’re a brighter white than my towels have *EVER* been. They would give good competition to the antiseptic bright cleanliness of Maru’s human’s apartment.

          • viv says:

            Feather varnish, Fird. (Seriously, their feathers are waterproof. That comes in handy for not getting wet and not getting gunk on their feathers)

          • phred's mom says:

            Our house in north Jersey is on a hill overlooking a lake.
            When water birds are migrating, they rest here. Also,
            when the water is lowered for dock repairs, we get
            ospreys, bald eagles and herons, among others.
            We can watch them from our front windows, a nice
            way to have breakfast. Lovely.

          • Espe says:

            They have a loud, primordial screech (I imagine that’s what dinosaurs sounded like, anyway). : )

  7. Kaya says:

    I’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this …
    “I’m a sweet widdle bird in a giwded cage, Tweety’s my name but I don’t know my age. I don’t have to wowey and dat is dat! I’m tafe in here from dat old putty tat! ” :-D

  8. Laurie Foss says:

    That bird is called a Bushtit! http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/bushtit/id Even its name is cute!

  9. gryt says:

    The little toothpick legs!

    • Fird Birfle says:

      IK, R??? It makes me wanna make a bird, to go on some toothpicks. I do have a box of ‘em (the toothpicks, not the boids), in the kitchen ….

    • Espe says:

      I know, right? They never seem to wobble on those little stick-legs, though. Adorable plump birdies rock.

  10. skippymom says:

    The cats and I go birding every day in the safety of our bedroom.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      *snerk*

      skippymom:
      1: might we presume that you do this with los gatos, *AFTER* they have already eaten some less-tempting and less lively fudz???
      2: Como esta Senor Skippyness this week?

      Love, L

  11. tracylee says:

    this is a deep post, crazy pants. almost like you’re channeling Jack Handy :)

  12. Theresa says:

    Love this.

  13. Theresa says:

    I would love to know what kind of boid this is. Anyone find a match on that that Cornell website?

  14. Theresa says:

    GOT IT! I think– it’s a bushtit!
    http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Bushtit/id

  15. Theresa says:

    OR a superb fairy-wren. O_o

    • N. Fritz says:

      no worries… I didn’t recognize it as a U.S. bird, so I thought “reed warbler?” “No…” “some sort of flycatcher?” “no…” and looked and looked until I thought to check the link!!

      • Theresa says:

        No, on the Flickr page, it says it was taken in Victoria. So I’m guessing that’s a female– the male superb fairy wrens have all kinds of blue on them.

  16. Mary (the first) says:

    I had some of these one day a few weeks ago, tiny little things clinging to the outside of my window (the edge there is about 1/8″ of metal stuff). I described them to my FB friends and someone came up with busht*t as mentioned above. Yep. Little fuzzy ping pong balls with toothpick legs and SO cute!! I’ve loved them ever since.

    • Mary (the first) says:

      forgot to mention I am in WA state, US of A.

      • Fird Birfle says:

        Mary, please send me about two dozen of them, C.O.D.

        Price is no object.

        If you need a first-born child, you might have to wait about nine months; but I know how to “git ‘R Dun” !!!

      • TinaK says:

        Hey, so am I (in WA, that is). I saw these little guys, of all places, in the trees at Rainier Square on 4th Ave in Downtown Seattle. Of course, this was before the evil starlings took over.

        • Martha in Washington says:

          Doesn’t WA have some of the most wonderful birds anywhere on Earth?! I’ve been here for 19 years and still have to catch my breath everytime I see an eagle!

          PS. And yes, starlings are evil. I don’t mind (very much) when the hawks in my backyard eat one for dinner.

  17. Iva says:

    I think that’s a female fairy wren (not sure what species). (very round)

  18. joools in PDX says:

    P.S. “Submitted by Mrs. Brinke”??? Does that mean Brinke is a Mr.?? I always ASS+U+ME+d that was a first name and female… can we get some CO writer bios please?? Vital statistics, likes, dislikes, turn-ons, etc… KTHXBAI.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      There is some data on some of them (not quite Playboy/ Playgirl level info, but …) up at the top of the page. Just now I’ve got about 794 projects I’m working on, so I won’t take the time to double-ck but it’s up there under either CO office or something within maybe the Glossary?? …..it prob. won’t yet have pyrit or brinke; I think that both of them (as well as Sharpy) began at CuteOverload, A.T. (After Theo) who was the human who really enjoyed putting lots of good stuff in there. It’s up there but it’s partial …in case you weren’t already hip to this particular jive.

      Grooviness to All.
      LT/ Jax/ Fla

    • Theresa says:

      World peace and long walks on the beach!??

      • Fird Birfle says:

        Theresa that brings this to MY warped mind.

        Wouldn’t it be WAY WAY cool one time, if some effervescent delicate and lovely little bit of femininity (s\P?) made it to the Final Ten or the Final Five Round and was asked her objective or “turn-on’s” or whatever the PC word for that is in a Beauty and Baton-twirling Contest ….

        and she answered with something about apathy and world-weary angst and
        surrealistic annihilation??? I’m just wondering what the AUDIENCE would do with the combination of Bambi looks and delicacy and existentialist world-view.

        I told you my mind was warped; and anyway I think you prolly had already reached that assumption annyhoo. Ernie Kovacs, Monty of P , etc…..

        • phred's mom says:

          Growing up in Philly, my favoritest show was
          Ernie Kovacs. Fird, remember The Nairobi Trio?
          This was way back in the early fifties, when he
          was starting out. Then came Spike Milligan (UK),
          and Monty Python. Now, THERE was humor.
          Nothing that good out there now.
          - signed, elderly curmudgeoness.

  19. Beckah says:

    Ouch, feathered golf ball!
    Yet, you look so comfy there…
    Will you stick around?