“… and as we enter the second half, it looks like the star player of this game has got to be Zach Zifkin, the unstoppable goalie for the Toledo Tabbies.”
“Right you are, Bob. From out of nowhere, it’s just been one spectacular catch after another from this phenomenal rookie who — whoa, another amazing save by Zifkin!”
“You said it, Stu. He’s already the league leader in returns this season, so this kid’s really going places. Zifkin putting the snowball back in play now…”
“… and Zifkin blocks the goal again, with a perfect diving catch! I have never seen such powerful snowball control in my twenty years of broadcasting!”
“I agree, Stu, and this definitely puts Zifkin on the shortlist for MVP. But not just for catching, but also for his powerful throws back onto midfield, like this one here…”
“Right, Bob. It’s Zifkin’s pinpoint aim that enables… Uh-oh, he hit the referee! Yes, Zifkin has pasted the ref, and so he’s ejected from the game. Tough luck, Zifkin.”
via Cold Sleeper.