Gingerbread Man Never Had A Chance

Hi! This is omnomnomnom Teddy Bear! And I’d like to omnomnomnom wish you omnomnomnom a Merry omnomnomnom Christmas!

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Lynda Hill says:

    I love Teddy!

    Sent from my iPhone

  2. M. says:

    Truthfully, he doesn’t look like he wishes anyone a merry anything. :D

  3. Demetrias says:

    Actually, I’m pretty sure he’s got a “Happy Hanukkah!” in there somewhere :)

  4. dubyah1 says:

    In the first few seconds, I heard: ‘Quite good then. Fine’.
    Must be a Canadian porcupine!

  5. Saffron says:

    New Teddy!!! I could watch a new Teddy vid every day…..he is awesome.

    Sounds like he was saying “mine…mine…mine!” :D

  6. Gigi says:

    Youppi for Teddy!!!

  7. hilz says:

    I love his little evil-sounding giggles!

  8. Fird Birfle says:

    *ahem*

    WHY does Teddy Bear *NOT HAVE* his own cartoon show????

  9. Skul says:

    I like Teddy.
    He’s a good little quill-pig.

  10. hazlnutt says:

    Teddy is possibly the cutest thing ever. He’s redonk. And you can’t hug him! Torture!

  11. Tina says:

    It’s a brave person to put a hat on a porcupine like that.

    Teddy rocks.

    • Michael says:

      Yeah, I’d like to see how many bandages were on the fingers of the person who put that hat on Teddy, by the time they were finished. And then they had to take it OFF.

  12. 4leafclover says:

    It’s like a scene from the Shrek Christmas Special! (In a Scottish accent): “Gingy! No!”

  13. Mikeyfur says:

    My holiday is now complete….just needed a visit from Teddy Bear.

  14. Rachael says:

    I am hopelessly smitten with Teddy. He really is a charming leetle guy.

  15. pookie says:

    Teddy clearly said “Christmas!”

  16. Emmm says:

    I’d even attempt to try making cookies again if Teddy came ’round to my backyard.

  17. Ali-Baba says:

    He’s clearly multi-cultural, I heard Happy Chritmaskwanzaaukah in there! ;-)

  18. Kar says:

    Teddy’s teeth are now red? What’s he been eating, figgy pudding?

    • Michael says:

      If you look back, his teeth have been red or orange all along. In fact, I found the color more startling in the first video than here. I had to look it up; apparently, porcupines’ and beavers’ teeth are normally orange, for some reason having to do with being made of especially strong material for gnawing trees.

  19. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Translation: “Oy, when are they gonna realize I’m Jewish, facryinoutoud? Good cookie though.”

  20. NathanF says:

    I heard, “Say Merry Christmas!” “Humbug!”

  21. CAT says:

    I heard several repeats of; ‘good, thanks’.

  22. In the early Teddy posts, the woman spoke more and I really miss her voice – she adds a lot with her narrative.

    • NancyL says:

      Yes, doesn’t she have the most wonderful loving-teasing voice?

    • Ayaa says:

      I’m the opposite. I feel her little bit in this was too much.

      I want to hear those adorable Abu-esque squeaks and squawks.

  23. Judy B. says:

    I heard a definite, “Get back!”

  24. MinglesMommy says:

    Unbelievably cute. I love his “talking”… wish he could teach my cats …