The Schnozz Boss

Welcome. You finally leveled up. The temple guards were defeated, the two torn halves of the map fit, the right crystals exploded, you collected coins, avoided traps and obliterated my armies. You’ve come a long way. Now you must speak the Correct Password to the Keeper of the Last Door; The Schnozz Boss!

Deb B., says her 4 month old Great Dane, Sif, is “nosetastic!” Agreed! Nosevembertastic even!


  1. Pssssst – the password is….. BACON

  2. :)

  3. absolute priceless expression, somewhat condescending though …
    I bet I would forget the right word.

  4. Yikes! None of my attack skills work! Let’s try this one…


  5. :) :)

  6. Huff! As in: must huff velvety earsicles

  7. Uncropped puppehlicious earsicles in all their nommable velvety goodness!!!

  8. lisaLassie says:

    Well stated.

  9. Ohh Emmm GEEEE
    holy moly that is a magnificent beast of a dog!
    wrinkled brow, perfect schnozzola, and lookit those floppy ears!

  10. AND OMG consider this, tracylee — HE’S ONLY FOUR MONTHS OLD !!!!

    He looks like a stud stallion in a pedigree photograph advertisement and he
    isn’t even an ADULT yet. Kinda wild.

  11. why thank you! Sif is currently 57 pounds :)

  12. Is Sif a boy, as in DarkSouls’ Great Gray Wolf, or a girl, as in Thor’s Asgardian warrior GF?

    Either way, s/he is magnificent!

  13. She is Thor’s main squeeze :D

  14. Sif has stolen mah heart, Deb B!

  15. Martha in Washington says:

    What is your name?
    What is your favorite color?
    What is the terminal air velocity of an African Swallow?

  16. Works every time :)

  17. I think it was “unladen swallow” actually followed by the question, “Do you mean an African or a European one?”

  18. Oh, “unladen” – I could never tell what they were saying!

    P.S. What a goreous colour of great dane!

  19. Martha in Washington says:

    Also…ooohhh! Such velvety softness!

  20. Meet the top dog of La Cosa Nose-tra.

  21. Such literary / cinematic appreciation must be acknowledged!

  22. Come here yummy chocolate Great Dane I want to gobble you up!

  23. Or you could just kiss his wrinkled forehead!

  24. Danes always look so melancholy.

  25. which actually is appropos if one considers the whole Shakespeare/ Macbeth bit ….

  26. Alice Shortcake says:

    I think you mean HAMLET, Fird…

  27. *gulp* I think ye’re ENTIRELY CORRECT, Alice !!!
    (If it’s of ANY consolation, I did look up Shakespeare and Dane and for some reason the Macbeth article DID come up at the top of the list …)

    *puts on Dunce Cap, sits on stool, in corner*

    Ehn — Macbeth/ Hamlet/ Shakespeare …. all the same !!!

    JK of course

  28. Dino, is that you?

  29. Mary (the first) says:

    I would like to give him a gentle kiss on his cheek/muzzlepowshe …

  30. The furrowed brow is rendered me speechless. Password? What password?


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