The Schnozz Boss

Welcome. You finally leveled up. The temple guards were defeated, the two torn halves of the map fit, the right crystals exploded, you collected coins, avoided traps and obliterated my armies. You’ve come a long way. Now you must speak the Correct Password to the Keeper of the Last Door; The Schnozz Boss!


Deb B., says her 4 month old Great Dane, Sif, is “nosetastic!” Agreed! Nosevembertastic even!

30 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Amy2 says:

    Pssssst – the password is….. BACON

  2. zosterops says:

    absolute priceless expression, somewhat condescending though …
    I bet I would forget the right word.

  3. AuntieBellum says:

    Yikes! None of my attack skills work! Let’s try this one…

    BOOP!

  4. Beckah says:

    Huff! As in: must huff velvety earsicles

  5. tracylee says:

    Ohh Emmm GEEEE
    holy moly that is a magnificent beast of a dog!
    wrinkled brow, perfect schnozzola, and lookit those floppy ears!

  6. Martha in Washington says:

    What is your name?
    What is your favorite color?
    What is the terminal air velocity of an African Swallow?

  7. Martha in Washington says:

    Also…ooohhh! Such velvety softness!

  8. 260Oakley says:

    Meet the top dog of La Cosa Nose-tra.

  9. Gigi says:

    Come here yummy chocolate Great Dane I want to gobble you up!

  10. Shannomo says:

    Or you could just kiss his wrinkled forehead!

  11. Katie says:

    Danes always look so melancholy.

    • Fird Birfle says:

      which actually is appropos if one considers the whole Shakespeare/ Macbeth bit ….

      • Alice Shortcake says:

        I think you mean HAMLET, Fird…

        • Fird Birfle says:

          *gulp* I think ye’re ENTIRELY CORRECT, Alice !!!
          (If it’s of ANY consolation, I did look up Shakespeare and Dane and for some reason the Macbeth article DID come up at the top of the list …)

          *puts on Dunce Cap, sits on stool, in corner*

          Ehn — Macbeth/ Hamlet/ Shakespeare …. all the same !!!

          JK of course

  12. sugitomo says:

    Dino, is that you?

  13. Mary (the first) says:

    I would like to give him a gentle kiss on his cheek/muzzlepowshe …

  14. Rachael says:

    The furrowed brow is rendered me speechless. Password? What password?