The Lives of the Saints

Obsessed by a heavenly vision at the banks of the River Blavin, St. Daphne left the sleepy hamlet of Bologna sur Blanc and tirelessly spread joy across the French countryside, until she became canonized as the Patron Saint of Chew Toys.


Coco H. says: “This is Maxine sitting on her favorite rock. She will be 12 on November 26. She does so much good in this world. I think someone up there notices.”

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ceejoe says:

    d’awww…. that is so sweet! Happy birthday a day late to little Maxine!

  2. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY Maxine and yay Coco!!

    to Mike: Bologna sur Blanc = BWA HA HA

    (esp. since there really is a Boulogna IN FRANCE as distinct, from a Bologne in Italy.
    See the following:

    Boulogne, France was originally named Gesoriacum in very early history. By the fourth century the city became known by the Romans as Bonania. [A significant]
    port there connected the Roman empire to Britain, and was used by Claudius as a base to invade Britain in 43 until 296 AD.

    The history of Boulogne continues during the Middle Ages; the French and British peoples fought over its “ownership”. In 1550 The Peace of Boulogne ended the war of England with Scotland and France. France then bought back the city. …etc)

    cf: http://bologne.blogsavy.com/history-of-boulogne/

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Joan of Bark

  4. fleurdamour says:

    Dog is Love.

  5. Rachael says:

    Bologna sur Blanc *snicker* (and one of my own personal favorites as a kid! :)

    Happy Birfday, sweet girl. I’m sure you bring more joy to the world than you could ever know.

    • ceejoe says:

      re: favorite as a kid – me too, with cheez whiz! (gag now when I think about it) :)

      • Kar says:

        Nah, go with the classic big bird yellow mustard.

        • Fird Birfle says:

          *gags*

          It’s nothing personal. One time when little trubblemaker me decided that the orange children’s aspirin were yummy (like tic tac candies nowadays) and swallowed a bunch of ‘em, mi madre had one of the knucklehead brudders use
          mustard on my tongue in order to ….you know …..*erp*
          and so these days mustard is Officially Not a Good Thing.

          I did live through the overdose of children’s aspirin, as you can infer.
          Whether THAT is/ was a Good Thing, will be decided by the Fates.

          The End.

          • bob drummond says:

            …keep us posted Firdie -thank you !!!

          • skippymom says:

            OMG I loved those orange aspirins. Also, the pink liquid baby aspirin, did you ever have that stuff? Delicious, I can still taste it in my mind. Ever try that? I used to chug it when my brother was sick and my mother was out of the room.

          • Fird Birfle says:

            oh wow sk’mom !!!
            I’m not alone in my addictions!!!

            *visualizing you feeding your drug addiction/ pink liquid, when your mom was down the hall*

          • Dash says:

            I used to eat Baby Aspirin like they were SweetTarts.

          • Kar says:

            You must hate going to the ball park or watching the Nathan’s July 4th contest,.

          • Rachael says:

            Anybody remember when Ex-Lax came in the form of a chocolate bar? I bet I’m not the only kid who ate waaaaaay too much “chocolate” one day.

          • beegee says:

            I ” got into ” a bottle of baby asprin as a toddler and was told me mum grabbed me by my tocks and hung me upsidedownsy with one swat I emptied. They were delish. Did not feel any pain from the swat either.

          • phred's mom says:

            Many moons ago, my neighbor had to run to the ER with
            3 yr old who was woozed out on St Joe’s, and threw her
            one year old to me to watch until she returned. She no sooner
            was out of sight than younger one showed all the signs of the
            same – I made him drink strong, sweet tea (already was made,
            thank G-d), and he heaved the whole works up. Very scary,
            especially when it’s someone else’s child! Keep all this stuff
            secure from kiddies, people.

    • Alyx says:

      One April 1st a classic restaurant in San Francisco had bologna, velveta on Wonder bread with mayo $11.95. The lawyer/Judge/CEO types who lunched there actually ordered it.

      Comfort food, indeed!

    • Theresa says:

      Avec Mayonnaise! *blecch*

      • emmberrann says:

        Not blecch! Dee-lisheeus, I says! Just acause you’re not a mayo coinaisseur, does not mean the rest of the woild ain’t. BTW, do you prefer Miracle Whip (R)? *shudders*

        • Theresa says:

          Oh no, let me make myself clear. Mayonnaise itself is lervly. It’s the combo of bologna, white bread and mayo that gives me the shudders.

  6. Kar says:

    Oh, and happy belated birthday!

  7. Dash says:

    A little white dog named, Maxine, basking in a sunbeam. Does it get any better? I think not . . .

  8. Mary (the first) says:

    Happy late Birthday, Maxine!

  9. Martha in Washington says:

    So when is this St Daphne’s Day and can we have a party?

  10. skippymom says:

    This is just a really beautiful picture. What a sweet doggie.

  11. sugitomo says:

    Did anyone else hear harps and angels singing when they first saw this picture?

  12. Earwig says:

    Ah, the River Blavin. Site of so many miracles.

  13. Emmm says:

    Don’t beam her up quite yet, Scotty. Maxine’s got a lotta cute left to give.and snausages to eat. Happy birthday sweetie.

  14. Marie says:

    “She does so much good in this world” You know what, thank you for sharing that. That is just so sweet and it makes me love her more!

  15. beegee says:

    and god spelled backwards is……. just saying.

  16. I’m sure Maxine worships at “Holy Comforter” on Sundays

  17. Coco says:

    Y’all are so sweet! Thanks for appreciating Maxine, I am a musician and I am on the road a lot, and thankfully so is Maxine! I literally cannot imagine the last 10 years on the road without her there telling me jokes and, you know, wearing sunglasses when I asked her to. I wrote a blog about her the other day! cocosez.blogspot.com.

  18. Heidi says:

    My husband took one look at this photo and starting singing the beginning of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc