Cap’n Fluffy’s Tales of Danger!

Then it was just us two, the sea-beast and I. Me trusty harpoon was lost, and nothing but me wits to save me from the creature’s deadly tentacles…


Via Reddit.

48 comments … read them below or add one

  1. MARTINE says:

    both are suntanning! :-)

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Cute catbana boy

  3. SlaveToCat says:

    Inspector Clawseau arrives on the seen of the crime with one very important question. Madam, exactly how big was the diamond that was stolen right off your finger?

  4. JulieB says:

    Oh, he’s got plenty of harpoons!!

  5. Gigi says:

    I swear it was this big!

  6. Shaz says:

    OMG, the tummy, the round, fuzzy marmie tummy! Not to mention the intent look, the vertical pose, the paws spread wide before pouncing. That kitten is irresistible.

  7. Killer Klown says:

    Hmm…
    Bipedal walking: Achieved!
    Now just to work on this ‘opposable thumbs’ thing and our plans for world domination will come to fruition…

  8. Kar says:

    Uh, she’s wearing a striped curtain bikini to match the chaise lounge.

    Unintentional matchink,

  9. Mudbug says:

    Did that kitten eat a itty bitty beach ball ??? That is one round totally huff-able belly !

  10. Mudbug says:

    That little marmie is totally sunbathing gangnam style !

  11. Fird Birfle says:

    They are both striped and they are both adorable.

    However, Cap’n Fluffy DEF outdid Bikini Babe in Rotund Kitteh Bellehs.

  12. sugitomo says:

    He’s just missing the boots to look like he’s from the Shrek movies.

  13. victoreia says:

    *sigh* Marmie!!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!1!!

  14. Cats ‘n Racks tag, if you please, Nomtom.

  15. Katie says:

    That is the most adorable little kitten belly I’ve ever seen in my life.

  16. Kitteh Mouf says:

    Where is this magical land of petting kittens by the poolside?!

  17. fleurdamour says:

    Meowby Dick!

  18. JME says:

    I know that the “Men of CO” calendar idea is all the rage, but… uh… if you folks ever get that finished, and want to follow it up with a “Women of CO” calendar, this would be a fine submission. :)

    • kittykat416 says:

      I was just thinking that NOMTOM was probably excited to finally have an excuse to post a picture of a woman in a bikini on C.O.!

  19. Ayaa says:

    Mrs. Slocombe: If I’m not careful where I put my hand, it ends up covered in pussy hair.

    Too far?

  20. Marie says:

    Aiiiyyyeee!! Adorable!

  21. Teresa says:

    AWW :D I would pick up that sweet little orange tabby and give him/her a cuddling before taking him/her home with me :D

  22. Judy B. says:

    CURVEDBELLEHCURVEDBELLEHCURVEDBELLEH!!!!

    And on a MARMIE KITTEN!

    I am ded.

  23. Rachael says:

    That tummy is just too moische!

  24. Cameron says:

    Best. Rollover. Text. EVAR!

  25. JenDeyan says:

    Those fingers are about to get a fierce pouncing.

  26. fleurdamour says:

    He’s got a bit of a farmer tan, doesn’t he? Head and arms more orange than his little white belly and legs.

  27. noellesbootcutkittenpants says:

    No hovertexts?

  28. januaryfarmer says:

    Does the kitty look like Captain Morgan to you? Or is it just me?