Stop Me Before I Kellogg’s

I can’t help it. I see a cereal box, and I start to quake, my mind snaps and pops and plays trix on me. I try to keep it in chex, but I’m a total fruit brute. I only do it for kix, but now I could get life.


A shameful part of this unbalanced breakfast.

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  1. victoreia says:

    Very punny, NTMTOM. Very, very punny!

  2. Mary (the first) says:

    He doesn’t even look very remorseful.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Dog has been bran-ded a thief because he lacks moral fiber.

  4. kibblenibble says:

    SO scawy…brrr… :lol:

  5. BB/VA says:

    Not even a direct order from Cap’n Crunch can stop him! Cereal boxes Quake when they see him coming.

  6. mjzke4 says:

    I love the ballet pawses, and the delicate nibblings on the boxes – no wanton box destruction here, must have a cat friend.

  7. Theresa says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    CRACKLING wit, everyone!

  8. Gigi says:

    He’s a serial cereal killer :lol:

  9. J. says:

    What pups will do for food. Speaking of which, check out this amazing video of Sloopy the Chihuahua salsa dancing for turkey.

  10. lisaLassie says:

    You’re all so cerialous: why not just take it with a grain of salt?

  11. Kaya says:

    Hahaha! I LOVE eet. Perfect for anyone with a semi morbid sence of humor :-) (yes, you might want to prepare the straight jacket and rubberized sell)

  12. SlaveToCat says:

    What’s his name??
    Must be Count Chocula with those fangs.

  13. Carol Downes says:

    The only way this could be better is if his name was Dexter………..

  14. JenDeyan says:

    I love doxies. I also love puns so this is a post made in heaven for me.

  15. tommygirl says:

    Best description everrrr!!

  16. kodalai says:

    What a flake…

  17. K & M says:

    OMG! Call the FBI!!! Get the evidence technitian team!!! We’ve got his picture. Circulate it around the world before he strikes again!!!!