Now, Back to Creationism for Dummies

Welcome back, junior deities! We got some complaints saying that last week’s show, in which we made a duck-billed platypus, was too advanced, so this week we’ll keep things simple by making this lovely dachshund.


Before baking, your dachshund may look a little flat and have kind of a wild-eyed look. But don’t worry; he’ll soon plump up and take on that sad expression the breed is known for, like the example on the right.


Now, that’s an intelligent design, Nicole H.

22 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    This reminds me of the old Far Side cartoons featuring God. :lol:

  2. ceejoe says:

    hahaha…. the look on the pupper’s face is priceless… you just know he/she KNOWS he/she’s not supposed to be up on the table.

    Also, Eyebrow Dots!!

  3. jujube says:

    The eyes on that cake are kind of creepy.

  4. rooanne says:

    Cake doggie has eyebrow dots!

  5. mctwin says:

    Reminds me of the “fatted calf” cake that my sister made! Seriously, she made a cake that looked like a dead cow! NTMTOM, you NUT!

  6. Gigi says:

    Really priceless hover text :lol:

  7. Jimbeaux says:

    I will take one of each! Plenty of noms either way! :)

  8. sugitomo says:

    Shouldn’t it have been a “cake” made of hot dogs or sausages instead?

  9. Anthony Barker says:

    She is SOOO sad that she has to sit that close to a cake and NOT get to eat it… Until you turn your back…

  10. Kar says:

    BTW, you know that there’s something redundant about that book title, right?

  11. gryt says:

    Someone really loves their doxie. :) And man is she cute!

  12. skippymom says:

    Have you guys seen the book “Cake Wrecks”? I am NOT saying this cake is one, this cake is very nice. But if you can get your hands on the book, it is laugh-until-you-cry funny.