Who’s Smarter: Cats Or Dogs?

Watch these, then vote vote vote like a bebeh stoat!


Videos by Mihaifrancu.

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. 6rabbits says:

    Is that a dog on the bike or a Wookie? 8O

  2. Nikki says:

    Cats may be smarter, but that dancing chihuahua’s swaying hips just about did me in. So hilarious.

  3. kibblenibble says:

    My Minnie turns light switches on and off both by choice and on command. She’s the little tortie in my avatar. George is the grey boy who is more handsome than smart. So between the two of them I break even. Though I’m partial to cats, the pool-playing dog and the skateboarding one are my favorites.

  4. Sylvie says:

    Dogs get taught more tricks, and more of them are “oh, look at this animal doing human things in a funny way”, while cats do more stuff for themselves that they figured out themselves.

    • victoreia says:

      This. Cats rule. (Currently my household has twice as many cats as humans, so that’s also a consideration……)

      • ceejoe says:

        Haha. My household has ten times as many cats as humans, so you can guess how I voted.

        • Legotech says:

          Remind me not to offer to clean the kitty box at your place :)

          • ceejoe says:

            Haha again. :) I clean them out 3 times a day, so it’s never too bad at any one time…

          • Fird Birfle says:

            poor ceejoe.
            I certainly don’t envy you that.
            In all seriousness, that’s a beautiful dedication to their health!!!

            would you like for me to turn in an application with the Catholic Church,a la
            “ceejoe” = Saint? St. Fr./ Assisi (sp?) did all right, with animal nurturing as a platform!!!
            Y’know, I *DO* know a few peeps up there…with any luck, me da’s up there, either flying virtual jets, or maybe training the newest Angels, in Flight Theory….

    • Anne says:

      Yes! I was totally going to post this.

      Dogs do tricks, cats play tricks.

    • Robb says:

      That’s just not true. Dogs do learn tricks all by themselves (open doors and order stuff, for instance). They are more patient and attentive than cats, that’s why they learn tricks so fast and easy. They have been domesticated longer than any other animal, and they’ve been selected to help humans, that’s why they understand humans better than any other animal, including primates.

      • bookmonstercats says:

        That’s true, Robb. Whilst I’m more partial to cats than dogs (by a whisker – *hur hur*) there are service dogs but definitely no service cats!! ;)

      • Catwhisperer says:

        Dogs order stuff? Like on Amazon??? I need to change the password on my laptop!

      • Chug says:

        The whole things depends on your definition of ‘smart’. Dogs generally have a social intelligence that cats lack, making it easier for them to pick up cues and understand what a human is trying to get them to do, and cats have independence and persistence that makes them more likely to have to come up with clever solutions to problems on their own. (Note I said ‘generally’ and ‘more likely’, as I have met both cats and dogs that defy the stereotypes, and stone-dumb specimens of both species!)

  5. rescue gal says:

    If I didn’t vote for cats the babies might smother me in my sleep!

  6. Mudbug says:

    The cats out number the humans in my house by 3 to 1 so I’m voting cats !

  7. cyberpunkrocker says:

    Cats! Cats! Cats!

  8. Teresa says:

    AWW :D I just LOVE all the kitties in this video :D That is why I voted “CATS” :D Besides I just LOVE kitties :D

  9. Martha in Washington says:

    Hmmm…can’t decide. Better watch both videos again. (And again. And again. And again…)

  10. murkle46 says:

    Cats are smart,dogs are happy.You decide which is better.Dun dun dunnnn!

  11. viv says:

    I dunno, after seeing the video of that dog who stole the cat’s (stolen) dog biscuit, I have to side with dogs. Sure, they make you think they’re simple and docile but all the while you’re just doing their bidding. Fiendish and nefarious planners, indeed!

    • Diandra says:

      This. My dogs always played dumb, but when they wanted something they were suddenly smarter than your average Bond villain in understanding how to bend me to their will.

  12. Mariana Paes says:

    Dogs are undoubtedly smarter: everything they do is pure FUN!! Who wants to bother learning how to flush or cleaning after yourself when you can be out riding a freaking skateboard?!?

  13. The video merely scratches the surface of what dogs can do. Both are smart, but dogs win, paws down! :)

  14. Rachael says:

    I’m 100% a dog person but even I had to vote for cats. Dogs are smart but cats are more clever and generally self-taught. They figure out for themselves how to navigate the world, while a dog generally waits for his hooman to teach him. Either way, those vids are pure awesomeness!! :)

  15. T.U.M. says:

    My dear departed Lily just up and started using the toilet one day. We didn’t train her to do it, and we’d had her since she was a few weeks old, so we knew a previous family hadn’t trained her. Darndest thing.

  16. Saffron says:

    One of my orange kittehs was sitting on the computer desk as I read this, so I had to vote for kittehs. He is sort of like the monitors they had at the voting places on election day….only the human monitors were less likely to be distracted by a crumpled ball of paper being thrown…or WERE THEY???? :D

  17. sugitomo says:

    Dogs do amusing little tricks. The cats in the video were acting like mini-fuzzy humans but but looking more snuggly and cute. Cats all the way!

  18. Kar says:

    My mother’s cat would always tell my mother when it was 10 and time for bed. She’d even adjust for daylights savings.

  19. Mary (the first) says:

    I voted for cats overall but the pool playing dog almost swayed me. He definitely appeared to be deliberately aiming, not just stabbing at the cue ball willy-nilly.

  20. Max says:

    I am a dedicated cat fan…BUT…..the dogs in this video are amazing and if you have to base the choice on these videos, I would have to go with dogs. (sorry kitties)

  21. Johanna says:

    That chihuahua does a mean merengue!!! But… I declare a tie!

  22. Shyme says:

    Dogs, definitely. Cats blag their way through life, manipulating hoomans into overlooking their basic dumbness. This is the essence of Cool.

  23. lisaLassie says:

    Wombats don’t do any tricks and still wind up on Cute Overload. So I voted for wombats.