Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.
Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.
Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…
Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!
Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.
Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.
Stan: Fine. Wait, what?
From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”