Saw the first Target Christmas commercial of the season.
Sure enough, there he was. My old pal Bullseye.
We went to school together, y’know? Then he went his way, I went mine. Haven’t heard from him in years, but I’d heard he went Hollywood—while I married my college sweetheart and had some kids.
Bullseye, if you get a sec, drop me a line. Or a gift card.