How To Nom A Punkin

Halloweenie is Wednesday night. Teddy Bear, as always, has something to say about that.

[We're just not sure what he's saying -Ed]

Happy Halloween, Tedster!

50 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Elaine From L.A. says:

    I was bored. Now I’m not.

  2. rescue gal says:

    Ummm- Halloween is on Wed. not Tues. I can watch Teddy on ANY day, though.

  3. The Original Jane says:

    After all the Teddy videos I’m convinced that #1 he likes ALL food (why does she bother asking?) and #2 he is getting more jealous at guarding HIS food.

  4. Kar says:

    Do this kinds of porcupines really make that much noise naturally? I guess if you’re not prey you can say whatever you want.

    Wonder if Teddy makes these noises because he’s been encouraged/positive reinforcement/bribed for them.

  5. Nikki says:

    Oh my goodness, Teddy is so possessive! I love how he gives his human a “talking to” when he thinks she is moving in on his pumpkin. So redonk.

  6. Fird Birfle says:

    If Ted weren’t already adorable as a real-life critter, I would say they might oughtta create a cartoon and use Ted’s actual voice as the dialogue for it.

    You GO Teddy!!!

  7. Angel says:

    Teddy’s saying what he always says: “Arrrr…yeah…mine….yeah…arrrr…mine mine mine mine MINE!!!! Hey yeah minemineminemineminemine….”

  8. hilz says:

    At one point he totally said “Pumpkin!” Well, actually I’m pretty sure he said “cupcake”, but since he’s eating a pumpkin, and it sounds close enough, let’s pretend.

  9. Stella says:

    Reminds me of a cute fuzzy version of Golem.

  10. heleen says:

    someone call the exorcist… :0

  11. jen says:

    he’s a cantankerous cutiepie! i love teddy!

  12. Bakti says:

    OMG he sounds very cute!!

  13. Back up! Imma work on my masterpiece carving! Imma show all of yous how a real jack-o-latern should look.

  14. Abby Cohen says:

    “My precioussss. . . .”

  15. MINE, all mine!!!

  16. Andi in NC says:

    Too good!! After the video I couldn’t help but click in to the link with him in his santa cap eating a Christmas cookie – it was almost too much to take….

  17. Rachael says:

    I could watch Teddy all day. Seriously.

    • Saffron says:

      Me too! I love how he never gives up on trying to eat the stem.

      Am OK here after worst of Hurricane Sandy. Back online with minimal property damage. Kittehs were mildly alarmed when something would hit the house, but otherwise stuck to their schedule of napping, nomming and staring at random spots on the wall.

      A Teddy video starts the day out right after a bleak few days! :) :) :)

      • ceejoe says:

        YaY! Glad to hear you’re ok! My college roommate is good too! Now we just need Theresa to check in. Any other NY peeps out there?

        • tracylee says:

          I just got back from the city on Sunday night! A bit harrowing, wondering about my flight status and all, and coming back to the good ol’ South where the storm has still been blowing around for a couple of days

          • ceejoe says:

            We’re getting the outside of it today in MI – severe wind gusts and mixed frozen rain/sleet/snow…

          • Emmylee says:

            Ceejoe- is the snow sticking where you are? I was horrified to see it on my patio this morning. Made me ALMOST want to call in “sick” and not go into work.
            Saffron- Glad to hear you guys made it okay! And tracylee…glad to see your back :) Now the nomming of ears can once again begin :)

          • ceejoe says:

            No, it’s not sticking here, thank heavens! I forget – where in MI are you???

          • Emmylee says:

            @ceejoe- the land of maize and blue :) It’s not sticking here either…but I still didn’t welcome that sight this morning.

          • ceejoe says:

            Eek! I try to avoid that town at all costs! :)

  18. tracylee says:

    I distinctly heard him say “BACK OFF, LADY” or “dis is MAH punkin, NOT YERS”

    or something to that affect.

    • Emmylee says:

      I DEFINITELY heard a no. Now I must watch it again to see if I hear Back Off Lady…i mean…you know, to confirm that what you’re heard was in fact true ;)

  19. macquills says:

    I just wish the shot was wide enough to show that he’s talking because she is acting like she’s going to take it away from him. Teddy is adorable, but I hate to think he’s feels like he has to fight for his food just for a video.

  20. patchesmom says:

    I’m pretty sure he was saying “Back off, this is MINE!” followed by “Why didn’t you cut this into covenant bite-sized chunks?!”

  21. Shelley says:

    Egads! I swear Teddy is gonna beat down the lady who does these videos one day. Not that Teddy isn’t cute, like really really cute — it’s just that this lady seems so oblivious that he is lashing out and talking at her to keep away. She makes it seem like its all fun and games — I don’t suggest anyone try this at home.

    • Crystal says:

      She’s his keeper at the zoo… I’m pretty sure she can read his behavior better than we can considering she’s with him every day. No worries.

  22. rooanne says:

    I think he was complaining because it’s hard to get good bites out of – because of the roundness.

  23. rhea3 says:

    I think if you gave Teddy an old boot, an ax handle, or a tree stump, he would eat them… or have a good try. (I hear porkies do chew ax handles etc. for the salt from sweaty hands.)

  24. Dianne says:

    He is definitely not sharing at 1:05! :D

  25. Terri says:

    Did anyone else think he sounded like a Wicket?

  26. Neo says:

    Sounds like they had to bleep something out at about 1:59!

  27. Am I the only one who thinks teddy is terrifying? I also hate ferrets. COL is going to run me out of town with pitchforks for that.

  28. Lepus lover says:

    He is adorable and has alot to say!