Friday Haikuween

Black cat so scary

Only mushy, Franken peas

Can give it a fright

Lotus looks a little green around the gills, Kelly C.


  1. Where its mouth?????????????

    Scary indeed!

  2. Black cats and Fiestaware….two of my favorite things!

  3. I call matchkins the plate and ribbon! :-)

    Also mushy peas is something I don’t understantd, they tried to make me eat it when I was in England but I just couldn’t do it.

  4. and matchingks for the peas and his eyes!

  5. yes

  6. I lurve mushy peas! Especially with fish’n’chips in England, and as camoflauge for an Australian meat pie wiv gravy.

  7. Now THAT is color coordinating your house.

  8. matchinks shirt and rug, too

  9. Why give me these peas?
    ‘Cause I am Spaghetti cat!
    Pasta…with mice, please.

    (sorry…this has a short commercial ..about 14 seconds :( )

  10. FWIW, the ads keep changing. I got a 30-second ad that could be skipped in 5 seconds.

    Someone needs to teach that reporter the term “Big-Lipped Alligator Moment”!

  11. BWAHAHAHAHA! I had a cat that used to push my hand & fork away from my Budget Gourmet Linguini & clam sauce marinara to eat the spaghetti. He didn’t like the green peppers but the clams were o.k.

  12. His hidden nose and mouth makes me think of Gossamer.

  13. Call over the dog
    Feed him these horrible peas
    He’ll eat anything

  14. Fird Birfle says:

    “HAIKUWEEN” ???? 8-O


  15. Coffee Cup (now with more rabbits) says:

    Eat some peas, you say
    You’ll find them tasty, you say
    I left pees for you

  16. Win! :)

  17. That. Is. Hilarious.

  18. WIN!! :D :D :D

  19. Our Siamese cat loved canned LeSeur Baby Peas.

  20. I’ve had two cats that went crazy for canned green beans.

  21. One of my dogs is nuts for canned carrots and green beans. :)

  22. Pea-green eyes have I.
    If I eat these pea-green peas,
    Will I then pee green?

  23. Fird Birfle says:


  24. skippymom says:

    How does kitty eat?
    Kitty has no nose or mouth,
    Just enormous eyes.

  25. Vegan offering?!?
    Revenge tastes like beheaded
    Bats on your doorstep.

  26. Underestimate
    My need for meat and taurine
    At your own peril.

    That had better be
    A new Tender Vittles, or else
    Green furball decor!

  27. You can’t frighten me.
    Those peeled grapes are NOT eyeballs.
    Uh-uh. Nope. ARE THEY!?!?

    Not a familiar.
    And my human is Wiccan:
    ‘Witch’ is not PC.

  28. Mme Stewart's Grade 4/5 Class says:

    A submission from our grade 5 Haiku writer of the week:

    i am a black cat
    cross me and bad luck for you
    green beens for me…ow

  29. You can’t appease me
    with these little round green balls
    now go fork yurself

  30. Fird Birfle says:


  31. Didn’t mama say
    Caffeine is bad for kitties
    No sleep for me/you!

  32. AWW :D What a sweet black kitty Lotus is :D Is Lotus a boy kitty or a girl kitty, Kelly C :D

  33. Beautiful cat! She reminds me of Marvin the Martian.


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