Black cat so scary
Only mushy, Franken peas
Can give it a fright
Lotus looks a little green around the gills, Kelly C.
Friday Haikuween
October 26, 2012 By
Black cat so scary
Only mushy, Franken peas
Can give it a fright
Lotus looks a little green around the gills, Kelly C.
Where its mouth?????????????
Scary indeed!
Black cats and Fiestaware….two of my favorite things!
I call matchkins the plate and ribbon!
Also mushy peas is something I don’t understantd, they tried to make me eat it when I was in England but I just couldn’t do it.
and matchingks for the peas and his eyes!
yes
Now THAT is color coordinating your house.
matchinks shirt and rug, too
I lurve mushy peas! Especially with fish’n'chips in England, and as camoflauge for an Australian meat pie wiv gravy.
Why give me these peas?
‘Cause I am Spaghetti cat!
Pasta…with mice, please.
(sorry…this has a short commercial ..about 14 seconds
)
FWIW, the ads keep changing. I got a 30-second ad that could be skipped in 5 seconds.
Someone needs to teach that reporter the term “Big-Lipped Alligator Moment”!
BWAHAHAHAHA! I had a cat that used to push my hand & fork away from my Budget Gourmet Linguini & clam sauce marinara to eat the spaghetti. He didn’t like the green peppers but the clams were o.k.
His hidden nose and mouth makes me think of Gossamer.
Call over the dog
Feed him these horrible peas
He’ll eat anything
“HAIKUWEEN” ????
*snerk*
Eat some peas, you say
You’ll find them tasty, you say
I left pees for you
Win!
That. Is. Hilarious.
WIN!!
Our Siamese cat loved canned LeSeur Baby Peas.
I’ve had two cats that went crazy for canned green beans.
One of my dogs is nuts for canned carrots and green beans.
Pea-green eyes have I.
If I eat these pea-green peas,
Will I then pee green?
*chortle*
How does kitty eat?
Kitty has no nose or mouth,
Just enormous eyes.
Vegan offering?!?
Revenge tastes like beheaded
Bats on your doorstep.
Underestimate
My need for meat and taurine
At your own peril.
That had better be
A new Tender Vittles, or else
Green furball decor!
You can’t frighten me.
Those peeled grapes are NOT eyeballs.
Uh-uh. Nope. ARE THEY!?!?
Not a familiar.
And my human is Wiccan:
‘Witch’ is not PC.
A submission from our grade 5 Haiku writer of the week:
i am a black cat
cross me and bad luck for you
green beens for me…ow
You can’t appease me
with these little round green balls
now go fork yurself
Didn’t mama say
Caffeine is bad for kitties
No sleep for me/you!
AWW
What a sweet black kitty Lotus is 
Is Lotus a boy kitty or a girl kitty, Kelly C 
Beautiful cat! She reminds me of Marvin the Martian.