Markdown Lockdown

Nights are the worst. Lights out, stale air pressing against your fur, nothing but the wail of a harmonica from the action figures aisle to remind you you’re even alive. Rocco and Spots, they’ll make parole easy — one flash of those big eyes and they’re out the door. But a mug like me? I’m here for life, baby.


Via The Daily Cute.

24 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Alice Shortcake says:

    *examines pic closely for tell-tale signs of a battery compartment*

  2. kibblenibble says:

    I weel halp you escape, puppers! *scoops pup gently into purse*

    NOMTOM, you are SO wonderful!

  3. pookie says:

    “What are you in for, brother?”

  4. Gigi says:

    Shawshank pup redemption.

  5. Fird Birfle says:

    gotta say, them rainbow minkees are kinda on the creepy side ….
    I’d move to the other side of tha yard if I saw them comin’ …

    • 6rabbits says:

      The excessively large eyes of the near-by stuffy dogs, while normally being equated with cuteness, are in this case creeping me out a bit. Add the minkees and full creepitude is reached. *starts packing for, Mission: Rescue Pup* Can someone come up with a cuter name for the mission? Dankeschön!

  6. fleurdamour says:

    The paw is my master.

  7. Theresa says:

    “Get me my mouthpiece!”

  8. Legotech says:

    I love the look on his face..he’s all “My boss is flat out nuts”

  9. Tracy Garloff says:

    I know which one I would pick! :)

  10. Kar says:

    The dalmatian moved!

  11. Mary (the first) says:

    I’d even pay full price for that cute one in the front.. you know the one I mean .. the brown and white one on the top next to the dalmatian that doesn’t have a tag. Charge me anything!

  12. Aidan says:

    When I was really little, my favorite toy was a little mechanical doggie that would walk a few steps, bark, sit down, and, most astoundingly, do a back flip! It looked just like this little adorable critter–which also reminds me of The Pokey Little Puppy.

  13. Jon says:

    One Beanie Baby that actually WILL appreciate in value over the years!

  14. sugitomo says:

    Gotta be a drug charge. How else do you explain the rainbow sock monkey gang?

  15. Sno says:

    Reminds me of ‘The Tangerine Bear’…