What Wine Goes with Fowl?

If they’re geesling, serve ‘em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn

But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill


Via Reddit.

Comments

  1. Litterally, my mouth just fell open.

  2. Colonel Hall: And what do you do if you don’t like duck?
    Basil Fawlty: Ah, well, if you don’t like duck, uhhh, you’re rather stuck.

  3. Cold Duck!

  4. What’s the Duck Surprise?

  5. Isn’t he the sweetest Cutie Patootie.

  6. That’s @eggletina, she was a little rescue ducky who is all growed up now. @chickenprincess was her human mum, and lover of wine. . . .

  7. 260Oakley says:

    Hmm, looks like something from Boone’s Farm. A little tamer than a Wild Turkey.

  8. A goose. ;)

  9. Chickenprincess says:

    She! That’s my ducking @eggletina on twitter :D

  10. Adorable.

  11. NTMNOM, You are just too much! I hope your mom is feeling better.

  12. beat me to it :) was gonna say “a glass of Cold Duck, please”

  13. O O
    –o–

  14. now this… this right here.. is adorable..

  15. I was thinking a glass of Baby Duck.
    (that was a very sweet wine I use to drink before I knew any better)

  16. WIN!! (as usual) :lol:

  17. What’s the word? Thunderbird! Err….Thunderduck! What a cutie pie.

  18. I apologize in advance for what I’m about to do:

    OMG THAT IS SO ADORABLE, I CAN’T STAND IT! LOOK AT THE LITTLE WEBBED FEET! THE FEATHERS LIKE HAIR! THE BABY FACE! AAGH! I WANT A BABY DUCK, NOW! GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE!

    Didn’t want to yell, but I had to get that out of my system.

  19. BRAVO!

    Your cup runneth over.

  20. S’OK. We all get it.

  21. Da feets!

  22. oh, the agony!

  23. Waitew, thewe’s a quack in my gwass.

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY

  25. Fird Birfle says:

    pats Shari, consolingly, on the shoulder..

  26. Fird Birfle says:

    *cymbals flourish*

  27. Fird Birfle says:

    “Bird bird bird; bird is tha wird….”

  28. florenciaanahel says:

    Ohhhhhh qe hermoso love lo amo qe hermoso

  29. It is contagious, innit.

  30. this one’s got actual legs

  31. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Pregnancy.

  32. you could have your own but then it’d be a

    (waits for it)

    personal fowl

  33. You should always have some nice qwackers to accompany the wine.

  34. I’ll just leave this here:

    http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi

  35. Thanks, everyone, I knew you’d understand. And I still want a li’l ducklette.

  36. Love

  37. Really, NTMTOM, you cannot be beat. The world truly is a bettter place for your place in it.
    Oh, and the ‘love’ was for T.U.M.’s reference to Fawlty Towers…

  38. emmberrann says:

    It would be.

  39. tiiiiiiiiiny waddles
    in my wine….

  40. *standing ovation*

  41. Mmm, Grey Goose.

  42. “And put it on my bill” BILL! Get it!?

    *laughing hysterically*

  43. bookmonstercats says:

    With tonic.

  44. bookmonstercats says:

    The equivalent of Blue Nun? that great 70’s sign of extremem sophistication?

    PS I still drink it now, on the QT, but not with any belief it’s cool. Oh noes!!

  45. bookmonstercats says:

    It’s been a long week. That’s why I can’t type.

    Slaps head.

  46. bookmonstercats says:

    officially the BEST from NOMTOM… except for the snow leopard… and… and…

    *waddles away, counting NOMTOM’s greatest on my fingers, and runs out of fingers*

  47. Eee, I want one!

  48. LOL, Fawlty Towers FTW!

  49. Shouldn’t that be OVA-tion? /geek humor

  50. yes, you are the best NTMTOM. Vewy Fuzzy.

  51. Worst than the Blue Nun, if you can imagine.

  52. ducklet wants you to sit down so the waiter will come by and fill his pool

  53. Great poem.

  54. Waiter: “Have you seen our cocktail list?”
    Customer: “I’ll have a fluffy duck please”