If they’re geesling, serve ‘em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn
But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill
Via Reddit.
Litterally, my mouth just fell open.
Colonel Hall: And what do you do if you don’t like duck?
Basil Fawlty: Ah, well, if you don’t like duck, uhhh, you’re rather stuck.
What’s the Duck Surprise?
A goose.
O O
–o–
Pregnancy.
It would be.
Mmm, Grey Goose.
With tonic.
Love
LOL, Fawlty Towers FTW!
Cold Duck!
beat me to it
was gonna say “a glass of Cold Duck, please”
I was thinking a glass of Baby Duck.
(that was a very sweet wine I use to drink before I knew any better)
The equivalent of Blue Nun? that great 70′s sign of extremem sophistication?
PS I still drink it now, on the QT, but not with any belief it’s cool. Oh noes!!
It’s been a long week. That’s why I can’t type.
Slaps head.
Worst than the Blue Nun, if you can imagine.
Isn’t he the sweetest Cutie Patootie.
That’s @eggletina, she was a little rescue ducky who is all growed up now. @chickenprincess was her human mum, and lover of wine. . . .
Hmm, looks like something from Boone’s Farm. A little tamer than a Wild Turkey.
WIN!! (as usual)
She! That’s my ducking @eggletina on twitter
YAY
Adorable.
NTMNOM, You are just too much! I hope your mom is feeling better.
now this… this right here.. is adorable..
What’s the word? Thunderbird! Err….Thunderduck! What a cutie pie.
I apologize in advance for what I’m about to do:
OMG THAT IS SO ADORABLE, I CAN’T STAND IT! LOOK AT THE LITTLE WEBBED FEET! THE FEATHERS LIKE HAIR! THE BABY FACE! AAGH! I WANT A BABY DUCK, NOW! GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE!
Didn’t want to yell, but I had to get that out of my system.
S’OK. We all get it.
It is contagious, innit.
pats Shari, consolingly, on the shoulder..
Thanks, everyone, I knew you’d understand. And I still want a li’l ducklette.
BRAVO!
Your cup runneth over.
Da feets!
oh, the agony!
Waitew, thewe’s a quack in my gwass.
*cymbals flourish*
“Bird bird bird; bird is tha wird….”
Ohhhhhh qe hermoso love lo amo qe hermoso
this one’s got actual legs
you could have your own but then it’d be a
(waits for it)
personal fowl
I’ll just leave this here:
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi
You should always have some nice qwackers to accompany the wine.
Really, NTMTOM, you cannot be beat. The world truly is a bettter place for your place in it.
Oh, and the ‘love’ was for T.U.M.’s reference to Fawlty Towers…
☺
tiiiiiiiiiny waddles
in my wine….
*standing ovation*
Shouldn’t that be OVA-tion? /geek humor
“And put it on my bill” BILL! Get it!?
*laughing hysterically*
officially the BEST from NOMTOM… except for the snow leopard… and… and…
*waddles away, counting NOMTOM’s greatest on my fingers, and runs out of fingers*
Eee, I want one!
yes, you are the best NTMTOM. Vewy Fuzzy.
ducklet wants you to sit down so the waiter will come by and fill his pool
Great poem.
Waiter: “Have you seen our cocktail list?”
Customer: “I’ll have a fluffy duck please”