Monster Quiller Horror Theater!

Arr-ooooooo! It’s your old pal, Count Floyd, with another scary chiller monster feature, you’re gonna love it! This time it’s Night of the Pricklies, and it’s very scary, keeds… ah, who am I fooling, this turkey’ll put you to sleep faster than Ny-Quill!


Via Reddit.

42 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Teresa in NC says:

    Hedgies got costumes?!

    Thud.

  2. What is with the hovertexts lately? They just blink on & off w/o giving anyone time to read them. Is it just me?

    • What brand and version of web browser are you using? Also, what operating system? The problem probably lies somewhere in there. If you are able to install a different browser on your computer, try that and see if there’s a difference.

      • Elaine From L.A. says:

        I haven’t been able to see the hovertext at all for weeks. I read CO on Safari on an iMac, but also use Chrome, so I will try it out there.

  3. Excellent SCTV reference! Long live Joe Flaherty!

    • T.U.M. says:

      IKR? A Count Floyd reference is the last thing I expected to start the day with!

      This seems like the right place to reference Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Cats.

  4. Mamabear says:

    What length of time is “normal” to look at this picture, cuz I spent an inordinate amount of time staring at it and grinning with a slightly slack-jawed expression, shaking my head in wonderful disbelief? After I shed my shock and awe, I set this as my background so I could extend my ridiculous gaping for the rest of the day. What is wrong with me?!

  5. edmundh says:

    Hedge von Count?

  6. Miyu says:

    OH GET OUT.

    Tiny hedge costumes WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. *explodes from cuteness overload*

  7. Amy says:

    It’s Count Spike-ula!

  8. Saffron says:

    This is too scary…I am going to hide under my quillt

  9. This might be my favorite post OF ALL TIME. Count Hedge-ula!!

  10. I wish my Hedgie would allow this but she is far too feisty.

    Here is another one that gets me: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpma1r0mxT1qbq6tpo1_500.jpg

  11. fleurdamour says:

    Hedgies seem like they could be related to Vlad the Impaler.

  12. T.U.M. says:

    It’s Vincent Prick!

    *fingers crossed for escaping mod lounge*

  13. Alice Shortcake says:

    Or bearing in mind the tendency of wild hedgies to carry blood-sucking parasites, could it be Christopher Flea?

  14. Theresa says:

    I am so gratified to see the SCTV ref. Oh the days of Guy Caballero, Mrs Falbo’s Tiny Town, 5 Neat Guys, Johnny LaRue, and Floyd Robertson (Count Floyd’s alter ego) and Earl Camembert! :D

    Plus:

    • Cynthia M says:

      And Sammy Maudlin and Bobby Bittman (“how are ya!”). I love SCTV.

      • Theresa says:

        And Pirini Scleroso! And the Schmenge Brothers! And Bill Needle! And Eugene Levy’s pre-Will Ferrell Alex Trebek! Sid Dithers! Lola Heatherton “I want to bear your children!” And SO MUCH MORE!

  15. Angela P. says:

    I kinda stopped breathing when I saw this. It took a few seconds to realize that I needed oxygen.

  16. Lucy E. says:

    Ermegerd.

    Last night I was setting up my annual dining table Halloween display and I was so pleased with the results that I was muttering to myself, kids, this is very very scary, so scary it will scare the pants off you…or the dresses…or whatever you’re wearing!

    Then today NTMTOM references Count Floyd.

    Like, I’m sure, a multitude of other CO fans, I think I’m in love.